All Card Flavor Text for the Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Hearthstone Expansion

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Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Demon Hunter Flavor Text

• Zai, the Incredible - Following this act will be her younger brother, Frank the Mediocre.
• Il'gynoth - Well, that just sounds like damage with extra steps.
• Expendable Performers - When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.
• Felsteel Executioner - "My mom said I could be anything I want."
• Stiltstepper - Circus school was tough, sometimes you had to step on people to make it to the top.
• Bladed Lady - While you were busy learning magic, she studied the blade.
• Throw Glaive - "No, no, I said SHOW me the glaive!"
• Renowned Performer - Cutting the assistant in half is the easy part.
• Acrobatics - He soars through the air with the greatest of fleas.
• Dreadlord's Bite - When it gets too dull, it's more of a nibble.
• Insatiable Felhound - Back-to-back winner of the annual hot dog eating contest... and the judge-eating contest.
• Line Hopper - There are two things Demon Hunters know: hopping, and cutting.
• Relentless Pursuit - If you steal a Demon Hunter's corn dog, you'll get what's coming.
• Redeemed Pariah - "Look at this stick. Look at it!"
• Felscream Blast - All the souls start running when they see the felscream truck.

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Druid Flavor Text

• Greybough - The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is when you lose a minion.
• Kiri, Chosen of Elune - Now, when the Sun is between the Moon and the Azeroth... that's when you've got a problem.
• Cenarion Ward - Don't ask about his right hand. He's still growing into it.
• Guess the Weight - "And then at the last second, I'll shapeshift into cat form!"
• Fizzy Elemental - Loved. Hated. Carbonated.
• Umbral Owl - It sleeps with one eye open.
• Moontouched Amulet - The Suntouched Amulet melted.
• Faire Arborist - The bad apple never falls far from the treant.
• Lunar Eclipse - When the Azeroth is between the Sun and the Moon.
• Solar Eclipse - When the Moon is between the Sun and the Azeroth.

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Hunter Flavor Text

• Maxima Blastenheimer - Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game.
• Rinling's Rifle - This rifle needs a muzzle for its muzzle.
• Jewel of N'Zoth - This coveted gem calls for you to free it? and unleash an inescapable prison.
• Don't Feed the Animals - They're still cleaning up the mess from the last time someone fed the basilisk a deep fried candybar.
• Darkmoon Tonk - "Ready to roll out!"
• Trampling Rhino - "Whew. I thought you said 'Trampoline Rhino.' Now that would have been scary."
• Petting Zoo - Welcome to the petting zoo. DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMALS.
• Open the Cages - "Coming out of my cage, and I'm dead by turn nine..."
• Dancing Cobra - Snakes are just tentacles with fangs.
• Mystery Winner - Yeah, but the mystery prize could be anything! Even a boat!

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Mage Flavor Text

• Sayge, Seer of Darkmoon - There are no secrets between us... or refunds.
• Deck of Lunacy - Voted "Most Lunacy" in Madness Monthly magazine.
• Occult Conjurer - Like mirror image, but more secretive and angsty.
• Rigged Faire Game - What's faire is fair.
• Grand Finale - Considering all the other hazards at Darkmoon, overindulgent pyrotechnics seem downright pedestrian.
• Mask of C'Thun - Hide in the mask, but it will wear you. Through its gleaming eye, you shall see true.
• Ring Toss - If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!
• Firework Elemental - The brightest spark can still go dark.
• Confection Cyclone - "Oh, I thought it was a desert elemental?"
• Game Master - "You hear the mrgrgls of angry murlocs approaching. Roll initiative!"

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Paladin Flavor Text

• High Exarch Yrel - There can be no neutrality in the fight against darkness.
• Lothraxion the Redeemed - So infused with the Light, he has to wear double sleep masks at night.
• Hammer of the Naaru - The naaru wasn't using it. It doesn't have arms.
• Oh My Yogg! - Many wonders lie within, but they are not mere toys when your mind is their plaything.
• Balloon Merchant - It's a shiny yellow balloon! But it can be popped with a single point of damage.
• Carnival Barker - The barking initially confused faire-goers, so he switched to words.
• Snack Run - "I'll have two monster churros, a combo box of Yogg-Saron, and one of those turkey legs that ate the Silver Hand Recruit."
• Carousel Gryphon - "When does this bird land in Stormwind? I've been flying for hours!"
• Day at the Faire - Karl knew he would someday regret that turkey leg.
• Redscale Dragontamer - Sir Finley made this look a lot easier three expansions ago...

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Priest Flavor Text

• G'huun the Blood God - All of the other Old Gods used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor G'huun join in any Old God games.
• The Nameless One - Used to be called " , the Nameless," but everyone got confused.
• Blood of G'huun - An attempted cure becomes disease, blooming and thriving as rot and decay.
• Idol of Y'Shaarj - Without a tongue, it speaks in seven. Without a voice, its echo lingers forever.
• Auspicious Spirits - "I'm not AWE-spicious, but I am a little spicious."
• Palm Reading - Actual palms not required.
• Nazmani Bloodweaver - Her first stage name, Ketchupweaver, failed to excite the audience.
• Fortune Teller - "I see a giant piano in your future."
• Fairground Fool - "What did Illidan say when his rocketeer broke down on the Darkmoon racetrack? YOU ARE NOT REPAIRED!"
• Insight - Shouldn't the eyes be facing backwards for insight?

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Rogue Flavor Text

• Grand Empress Shek'zara - So is a Grand Empress an empress that's grand or an empress's empress?
• Tenwu of the Red Smoke - Red, the color of subtlety.
• Malevolent Strike - "I don't know how those got in there, but I'm blaming you two."
• Cloak of Shadows - Only worthy emperors can see the cloak.
• Ticket Master - You can exchange one ticket for a bear or save up thousands for a tacky light-up paperweight!
• Shadow Clone - "You thought you were attacking face, but it was me! You!"
• Prize Plunderer - But he'll never be able to plunder the prize of a happy childhood.
• Sweet Tooth - He's been eyeballing that ice cream cone all day!
• Foxy Fraud - His other street con involves a druid. He can't pull it off without a plant.
• Swindle - You know, it's probably just cheaper to find a place that sells the plushie?

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Shaman Flavor Text

• Inara Stormcrash - A fan favorite, Inara is always met with thunderous applause.
• Grand Totem Eys'or - Some say it can see straight into the soul of any who dare to read its flavor text...
• Magicfin - The best part is when he pulls Deathwing out of a top hat!
• Deathmatch Pavilion - Worth it for the stuffed toy at the end.
• Dunk Tank - "When I said bring a tank to the dungeon, this is not what I had in mind!"
• Pit Master - If you win your duel, he'll throw in some of his famous Pit Master barbecue.
• Whack-A-Gnoll Hammer - Hogger's most hated attraction.
• Stormstrike - When your phone is at 5%.
• Cagematch Custodian - Cleans up after a dust up.
• Revolve - "Please don't ride the carousel for thirty minutes after eating. After the carousel eats, I mean."

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Warlock Flavor Text

• Tickatus - "These are all.... EXPIRED!"
• Deck of Chaos - Yeah, it's chaos, but it's organized chaos.
• Cascading Disaster - Please keep all hands, arms, feet and legs inside the ride until the monster comes to a complete stop.
• Revenant Rascal - Turns out his face really did get stuck that way.
• Fire Breather - "Phew! That skull has been stuck between my teeth for hours!"
• Free Admission - "Quick, get in before someone sees you, or worse, someone sees me."
• Wicked Whispers - When the Old Ones whisper, others will scream.
• Ring Matron - But where does she keep them?
• Man'ari Mosher - "E.T.C. is sooo mainstream. Have you heard of Blight Boar?"
• Midway Maniac - Faire owners hate him! Learn his secrets with one simple spell!

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Warrior Flavor Text

• Ringmaster Whatley - His main qualification is that he'll work with anyone. Or anything.
• E.T.C., God of Metal - There are Old Gods and then there are Rock Gods.
• Tent Trasher - "I consider it redecorating."
• Ringmaster's Baton - A mech, a dragon, and a pirate walk into an Old God's gaping maw. The mech was too crunchy, the dragon was too hot, but the pirate was just right.
• Feat of Strength - Generally happens right after the airing of grievances.
• Bumper Car - Subject: Re: Unsafe Rides? bump
• Stage Dive - The most metal trust fall.
• Sword Eater - How tough is he? He eats swords for breakfast! Without any milk.
• Stage Hand - Holds everything himself because people wouldn't stop touching the prop table.
• Minefield - Dodge bombs like you're playing Tonksweeper!

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Neutral Flavor Text

• Y'Shaarj, the Defiler - Y'Shaarj made an excellent office intern, doing the copying AND defiling.
• Yogg-Saron, Master of Fate - Yogg take the wheel!
• C'Thun, the Shattered - My grandfather's deck has no useless cards!
• N'Zoth, God of the Deep - It really just wants to cuddle all the creatures of Azeroth.
• Silas Darkmoon - "You might remember me from such attractions as 'Being Shot out of a Cannon' or 'That Carousel Ate My Friend.'"
• Darkmoon Rabbit - That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
• Carnival Clown - Send in the clowns!
• Horrendous Growth - Stop picking at it! You?re only making it worse.
• Derailed Coaster - So long as it doesn?t kill you, it's considered part of the ride "experience."
• K'thir Ritualist - Something evil this way comes? and it's bringing friends over!
• Safety Inspector - "All right, you're good. No sign of safety anywhere."
• Strongman - Sure, it looks impressive until you realize it's a barrel of helium.
• Claw Machine - "I have been mrglrlglr? chosen!"
• Fleethoof Pearltusk - Guest interactions may vary over the duration of the visit.
• Optimistic Ogre - "What if this goes wrong?" "But what if this goes right?"
• Knife Vendor - "They're perfectly safe! These gloves totally aren't hiding any bandages."
• Circus Medic - Just be careful not to mix this with any creepy eyeballs, tentacles, or dark whispers, and you'll be fine in the morning.
• Circus Amalgam - Who needs a petting zoo when you have all the creatures right here?!
• Fantastic Firebird - The original flaming chicken.
• Banana Vendor - There's always money in the banana stand.
• Inconspicuous Rider - Improvise, adapt, overcome.
• Gyreworm - This game of ring toss just got really intense.
• Darkmoon Statue - As far as workplace injuries go, Silas is protected by his statue of limitations.
• Darkmoon Dirigible - "It's dirigible? I don?t even know what diriging is!"
• Rock Rager - Still doesn't understand why he can't beat Paper Rager.
• Prize Vendor - He's just making sure they're real. Authentic tickets taste like strawberry.
• Parade Leader - He's always going to reign on his parade.
• Costumed Entertainer - Just remember not to talk. It breaks character.
• Wriggling Horror - Created to scare. Born to wriggle.
• Showstopper - This act is killing it!

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