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New Neutral Minion - Two-Faced Investor
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A new Rare Neutral Minion, Two-Faced Investor, has been revealed!
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A new Rare Neutral Minion, Two-Faced Investor, has been revealed!
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This is an absolute filler card.
Not only is it RNG but even the positive effect (payoff) is so poor. This will never see play outside of arena.
The way I understand this is there is 50% chance to discount a single card in your hand by 1 and a 50% chance to increase a single card in your hand by 1. So effect is already bad and you attach it to a below baseline vanilla body.
Utter trash, even the positive outcome might be useless as you can't target it, while the negative outcome is devastating. And in exchange you get... worse than vanilla stats? Should be at least a 4/4.
I love the flavour, but will not see any play in constructed.
Atleast is a funny packfiller with a trolden potential when is summoned with cards like Serpentshrine Portal.
By The Holy Light!
1 star for being bad. 5 stars for the humor.
Its an ogre card. Not since Ogre Brute has any of them actually seen ranked play. This one will continue that trend.
Very bad card playwise - sure it has flavour but this will not see play.
Challenge me ... when you're ready to duel a god!
Probably really funny whenever it shows up randomly
I tried having fun once.
It was awful.
Poor DawN had to reveal this. This should have been included in the card dump stream.
The downside is to punishing for the upside.
This card is terrible. The effect washes itself out statistically, but in the moment having that extra mana tax can be devastating. Is there any chance that it carries the restriction of not being able to increase past 10? This will be awful coming off the randomly generated three drop effects that are in the game now.
Unfortunately, common sense isn't as common as it should be.
This is some Corporate Mundo level of S T O N K S in action.
Rating cards on coolness factor rather than predicting power because I like screwing up rating averages (and because I suck at predicting real power levels, but we'll ignore that LUL)
Wins per class (2/6/22): DH-197; Druid-996; Hunter-91«60; Mage-1056; Paladin-1126; Priest-746; Rogue-961; Shaman-1095; Warlock-871; Warrior-906
Why is this a card? Even in Arena I'd avoid this at all costs.
Arena > Wild > Standard
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a pack filler ogre
I am envoy from nowhere in nowhere. Nobody and nothing have sent me. And even though it is impossible I exist. ©Trimutius
When I first read this, I thought it meant 50% chance to reduce the cost by MORE than one (the way some spells upgrade in hand, like Schemes). That would have made it a great card. But with the chance to increase the cost of your cards, no way. The only thing this could possibly be good for is to help Priests play cards of certain costs for the new Questline, but even then, it's random what will happen.
"Be excellent to each other." -Bill and Ted
Even if there wasn't the chance of increasing the cost of your cards, this would still be mediocre at best. Reducing the cost of a single random card in your hand by 1 isn't enough to do anything with.
Carrion, my wayward grub.
If they were at 2 Mana, I could see the argument for risking the Mana increase for a discount. As is, 1 star, they have a mediocre body, and combo decks aren't going to risk dealing with them.
Hey, you heard about that Mario guy?
Trash filler card, but will be fun to watch how it's outcome affects games when it's randomly summoned
The meme is strong with this one
yeah, this will see no constructed play at all. Even in arena you will try to avoid it.
That card made me laugh. I love it.
Casual Dragon Cardgame enthusiast.
Funny meme card, i like it. Fits well in the *ultra memey* ogre deck in wild. Maybe discounts Boulderfist Ogre to 5 mana, which is "absolutely broken" with Boulderfist Ogres good stats for it's cost. And it has a 50% chance of nerfing Boulderfist Ogre to 7 mana, making it "obviously Balanced". After all those amazing stats for the cost are way to OP at 6 mana.
RNG is only fun as long as there is a 50/50 chance of getting something really good or trash level of bad. If RNG always results in something good, then it's not fun.
Hey guys, just got back from the future, and I only had time to watch one YouTube video. I saw MarkMcKz absolutely destroy his opponent with an OTK enabled by playing six of these in one game. Completely busted. Will definitely be meta.
Could this be the worst ogre? On that subject, where did spelling it oger originate from? Guessing long before I got into HS, so please forgive my lack of knowledge of HS meme culture.
Yeah, other than being the funniest of all the ogres printed so far, it is also the worse one of the lot.
I'm already hearing the sax playing as Two-Face Investor ruins your combo pieces
Struggle with Heroic Galakrond's Awakening? I got your back :
So weak.
Waiting for a MarkMckz deck in which he summons 7 or 6 and a Drakkari and hope for the best.
Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.
Nice meme, not gonna use it though,
Lemushki - The one and only since the 2006 rebranding.
I don't care if it's bad, these kinds of cards are needed in hearthstone. Can't wait til anyone loses their combo to this on a trolden video.
Ogre cards are generally not good, this is no exception.
I like this card so much. It's not good. We won't play it. Goofy.
Chumbawumba is the worst band name.
It will probably never see play, however it is a card that would certainly appeal to those looking for diamond hands.
one of the worst card never printed !
I am 69 years old and still reach Legend
At first I didn't understand this card and thought it would be a 50% chance to decrease the mana cost or do nothing. The fact that it's a 50% chance to INCREASE the mana cost of any said card makes it complete garbage and never seeing play outside of evolve results
TREMBLE before.... the most legendary dragon that ever existed!
Very good meme, bad for the rest
The artwork should be a Troll, because that's what this card will do when played, for sure
Well, I like the new take on the 50/50 effect, that's always fun to see. Terrible card of course, but at least they're doing interesting things with the pack filler.
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