Reno Jackson, farts and the Saviors of Uldum trailer (I can't be the only one...)

Submitted 4 years, 8 months ago by

So tomorrow is the release day and I'm super excited, probably as much as most of you, my dear Hearthstoners. :) :) :) This expansion looks very good in general, but there is something I wanna talk related to the trailer Blizzard made for it...

It's about the Flexplosions' scene (starring Reno Jackson mounted on two camels). The first time I watched it, I thought the explosions were caused by... ehem... Reno's farts... I mean, just take a look at his pose, his movements and the camels' reaction, it looks like he is f...king farting!!! I didn't relate the explosions just to the movements he makes with his biceps, I really thought he was just making more and more force with his arms and opening his legs just to fart stronger and stronger!!! :( :( :( Please, seriously, look at the scene again and tell me it doesn't look like that... And the camels, yeah, the camels just look like they are not able to stand the f...king noxious smell!!! :( :( :(

I'm not gonna lie, I love the trailer (and the 10 hours version even more :P), it is great, but I can't stop thinking about this...

Am I the only one who was a bit confused after watching this scene for the first time, or not? :P :P :P

  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    So tomorrow is the release day and I'm super excited, probably as much as most of you, my dear Hearthstoners. :) :) :) This expansion looks very good in general, but there is something I wanna talk related to the trailer Blizzard made for it...

    It's about the Flexplosions' scene (starring Reno Jackson mounted on two camels). The first time I watched it, I thought the explosions were caused by... ehem... Reno's farts... I mean, just take a look at his pose, his movements and the camels' reaction, it looks like he is f...king farting!!! I didn't relate the explosions just to the movements he makes with his biceps, I really thought he was just making more and more force with his arms and opening his legs just to fart stronger and stronger!!! :( :( :( Please, seriously, look at the scene again and tell me it doesn't look like that... And the camels, yeah, the camels just look like they are not able to stand the f...king noxious smell!!! :( :( :(

    I'm not gonna lie, I love the trailer (and the 10 hours version even more :P), it is great, but I can't stop thinking about this...

    Am I the only one who was a bit confused after watching this scene for the first time, or not? :P :P :P

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  • jagu's Avatar
    405 186 Posts Joined 03/19/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    Now that you pointed it out. 

    The sound on 00:50 sounds like a fart.

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  • Hydralisk's Avatar
    Mountain 540 356 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    Hahahaha amazing post. And yes, sounds like a fart!

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  • CableKnight's Avatar
    Rexxar 405 187 Posts Joined 03/14/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    Well now my favorite trailer is ruined, thanks.

    Gosh dang it, cards bad.

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  • NightCrawler's Avatar
    Lava Coil 315 159 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    Ignorance was bliss :(

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  • RavenSunHS's Avatar
    Refreshment Vendor 880 1487 Posts Joined 03/27/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    Uhm, it's a nay for me.

    I still can't see it as a fart - although i admit i didn't even realise the proper source of the explosion was the muscle flex, nor did i understand what was the purpose of generating a ground explosion beneath himself, probably still none at all considering Reno's vanity...

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From Hydralisk

    Hahahaha amazing post. And yes, sounds like a fart!

    Thank you!!! :) :) :)

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From ColinthePyro

    Well now my favorite trailer is ruined, thanks.

    You're welcome!!! :P :P :P

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From NightCrawler

    Ignorance was bliss :(

    LOL XD XD XD

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From RavenSunHS

    Uhm, it's a nay for me.

    I still can't see it as a fart - although i admit i didn't even realise the proper source of the explosion was the muscle flex, nor did i understand what was the purpose of generating a ground explosion beneath himself, probably still none at all considering Reno's vanity...

    My unconscious had to relate Reno's actions in some way to the explosions and the camels' reaction. And which was the first thing my brain came up with??? Yeah... Farts... :P :P :P

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From jagu

    Now that you pointed it out. 

    The sound on 00:50 sounds like a fart.

    Hahaha XD XD XD I guess Chuck Norris is a bit proud of his martial arts apprentice Reno Jackson. All those manly poses just to release some powerful farts (although, obviously, Mr. Norris doesn't need them to achieve the same effect) :P :P :P

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago

    If you think that he only farted then you are still young my sweet summerchild. What he did...had more...substance

     

    Also...green/black?Really? Golgari??BOW DOWN TO YOUR GRIXIS OVERLORDS YOU PLEB!

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From jainaishot

    If you think that he only farted then you are still young my sweet summerchild. What he did...had more...substance

     

    Also...green/black?Really? Golgari??BOW DOWN TO YOUR GRIXIS OVERLORDS YOU PLEB!

    Meh... The Golgari Swarm is by far one of the best things in MtG, and while I also appreciate guilds like House Dimir (Blue/Black) and the Izzet League (Red/Blue) from Ravnica, Grixis scum don't have any place in my hearth. XD XD XD

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From Sherman1986
    Quote From jainaishot

    If you think that he only farted then you are still young my sweet summerchild. What he did...had more...substance

     

    Also...green/black?Really? Golgari??BOW DOWN TO YOUR GRIXIS OVERLORDS YOU PLEB!

    Meh... The Golgari Swarm is by far one of the best things in MtG, and while I also appreciate guilds like House Dimir (Blue/Black) and the Izzet League (Red/Blue) from Ravnica, Grixis scum don't have any place in my hearth. XD XD XD

    You are my dear friend and my brudda but.... THIS HUBRIS TOWARDS THE DRAGON GOD WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

    THE GOD PHARAOH DEMANDS YOUR PUNISHMENT!

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From jainaishot
    Quote From Sherman1986
    Quote From jainaishot

    If you think that he only farted then you are still young my sweet summerchild. What he did...had more...substance

     

    Also...green/black?Really? Golgari??BOW DOWN TO YOUR GRIXIS OVERLORDS YOU PLEB!

    Meh... The Golgari Swarm is by far one of the best things in MtG, and while I also appreciate guilds like House Dimir (Blue/Black) and the Izzet League (Red/Blue) from Ravnica, Grixis scum don't have any place in my hearth. XD XD XD

    You are my dear friend and my brudda but.... THIS HUBRIS TOWARDS THE DRAGON GOD WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

    THE GOD PHARAOH DEMANDS YOUR PUNISHMENT!

    Well, I always wanted an epic dead, and there is nothing more epic than being killed by a dragon!!! Iwan Rheon (Ramsay Snow/Bolton) knows that perfectly, so this way I could fulfill his dream!!! :D :D :D

    XD XD XD

    I just have to do some changes to my profile and return to the forums as Lord Bolton... I'm going to miss my performance as Queen Mab, that's for sure... :'(

    Back to the topic, I forgot to mention when I finished watching the trailer I was not only confused, but kinda disapppointed. The first thought that came to my mind was "Blizzard just ruined an amazing trailer with f...king farts and explosions, what the hell were they thinking?" Gladly, I was just really confused at the moment, which I realized a few seconds later... XD XD XD

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    Eevee 1275 863 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From Sherman1986
    Quote From jagu

    Now that you pointed it out. 

    The sound on 00:50 sounds like a fart.

    Hahaha XD XD XD I guess Chuck Norris is a bit proud of his martial arts apprentice Reno Jackson. All those manly poses just to release some powerful farts (although, obviously, Mr. Norris doesn't need them to achieve the same effect) :P :P :P

    This was epic my friend :D

    ♡ u 4ever 2008 - 2022

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 4 years, 8 months ago
    Quote From Alleria
    Quote From Sherman1986
    Quote From jagu

    Now that you pointed it out. 

    The sound on 00:50 sounds like a fart.

    Hahaha XD XD XD I guess Chuck Norris is a bit proud of his martial arts apprentice Reno Jackson. All those manly poses just to release some powerful farts (although, obviously, Mr. Norris doesn't need them to achieve the same effect) :P :P :P

    This was epic my friend :D

    Thanks! :P

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