Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 890 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
    Quote From tony
    Quote From Bluelights

    Piss of stupid control warriors with 0 new cards. Go get a fucking life you miserable cunts. And no playing 29 removal cards + DR Boom doesn't make you a player that plays difficult decks. The deck you are playing is piss easy. 

    The same applies to Mech Hunter or Bomb Hunter, whatever you want to call it. These two decks, control warrior and bomb hunter, will be back in full force pretty soon. I got tired of losing games and just queued up my bomb hunter deck and proceeded to bash various quest decks smacking them all in the face. It's fascinating how a control deck and a midrange deck are no brains required and no need for cards from the new expansion and how one is the bane of the other

    THIS. This meta is not changing at all. Nerf needs to happen to these 2 decks or we are going to have the same meta for the next 4 months. 

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  • sebomatikus's Avatar Face Collector 475 56 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
    Quote From Watermelon86

    Why the fuck are there so many Big Priests in casual?!

    The fact that half of them run Activate the Obelisk makes me all the angrier.  Just when you think you're actually going to play against someone who's mentally competent enough to make a fun and interesting homebrew deck, NOPE IT'S JUST MORE AUTO-PILOT WHEELCHAIR PRIEST!

    At least go play your broken shit on ladder and stop ruining my attempts to have fun and experiment every other game!

    Seriously, how bad are these guys with these decks? I almost exclusively play janky decks in wild casual, my winrate is probably round 40% tops. Today, I still met 2 Big Priests, a Mech Hunter and an Odd Paladin. Seems as if matchmaking is pretty hard - not enough players in wild, I suppose.

    PS: I at least beat one of the Big Priests.

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  • MisterKnott's Avatar 285 83 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
    Quote From kaladin

    WOW THANKS.

     

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  • Ticomon's Avatar 350 144 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
    Quote From kaladin

    boy i sure am excited to try these new cards out!

    and first game im dead to token druid on turn 6 playing zero new cards.

    i hate hearthstone.

    edit: i have yet to win a game in casual with the new cards.  it's 100% decks farming people like me who are trying to enjoy the new expansion.

    please tell me when im allowed to enjoy the game,

    edit: loss to aggro zoo on turn 3.  casual is fun.  boy am i glad i spent $50 to hate myself.

    I made a highlander mage deck with a bunch of new cards and farmed alot of the new and old decks

     

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  • Sykomyke's Avatar Grand Crusader 780 984 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone playing previous meta decks, especially decks from FOUR MONTHS AGO on the day of the new expansion is a mindless troglodyte incapable of thinking for themselves or playing anything FOR FUN. 

    Here's a concept to anyone still playing the following decks:

    • Mech Warrior
    • Secret Hunter
    • Conj Mage

    You can have fun AND play new decks AND win.  I know it's a fucking hard concept to grasp but it's entirely possible!

    How about you (you know who you are) stop playing the same fucking boring brain dead deck from the last four months AND TRYING SOMETHING NEW GOD DAMNIT!

    <Your Ad Here>

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  • beardfasse's Avatar 105 7 Posts Joined 06/30/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Here I go again. After a long break caused by cyclone mage, mech hunter and control warrior clusterfuck I gave hearthstone another chance and oh boy... the salt is back. 

    Started playing since day 2 and what I see is bunch of scum bags netdecking already and spamming emotes. 

    Rogue quest is fucking ridiculous. Who the fuck thought that it would be fun to play against it? I saw people finishing the quest as early as turn 3. And then you’re not able to develop a board while they vomit with lackeys on their side. How about some testing before printing broken ass shit cards, Blizzard??

     

    Sometimes the same is different, but mostly it's the same.

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  • Zwane's Avatar Wizard 320 423 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Well, the rogue will have to spend mana to wield that weapon. Secondly, you can freeze it. Thirdly, you can destroy it so they have to use 2 mana again. So it can be irritating but it is not unwinnable. 

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  • beardfasse's Avatar 105 7 Posts Joined 06/30/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
    Quote From Zwane

    Well, the rogue will have to spend mana to wield that weapon. Secondly, you can freeze it. Thirdly, you can destroy it so they have to use 2 mana again. So it can be irritating but it is not unwinnable. 

    Wow. Thanks for your insightful reply. I’m so glad that there are still people on the salt thread who try to reason infuriated people!

    (sarcasm intended)

    Sometimes the same is different, but mostly it's the same.

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  • ZuriWeller's Avatar 80 5 Posts Joined 06/07/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Secret Hunter sucks, how am I supposed to play around 3 freezing traps by turn 6? Already triggered 2 different other traps. It really sucks to have no counterplay apart of playing around or trying to trigger them in the correct order!

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  • SunbleachedAngel's Avatar 180 143 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Fuck team5 for nerfing quest rogue again

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  • RandomGuy's Avatar 430 614 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Dude opens coin-Prismatic Lens into Toxifin+Blue Gill+Tip the Scales into my 8/8 northshire cleric.

    go choke yourself while looking at anime girls.

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  • EndlessTides's Avatar Funnel Cakes 365 232 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Well. This Tavern Brawl Is great. Thanks Blizzard. 

     I make a Tempo Bomb/Taunt Warrior and what do I get? 4 Quest/Inner Fire Priests in a row. Fuck off Blizzard and take that fucking Class with you.

     Infinite value to a Class that gets infinite value anyway? Sure. Why the fuck not. 

     That deck is fucking disgusting. Oh, did I mention that they had the exact same cards? The same cards. So. Which Fucknut Streamer do I have to thank for that? Whoever you are can just go do one. You fucking Asshat. 

     And the one game I did win? My opponent misplays the whole time and still nearly beats me, I had to rely on a top decked Execute to kill a 24/24 he'd casually thrown down with his last 4 cards.

     4 cards to make a 24/24 Taunt? FUCK OFF! 

    Cocked, locked and ready to rock... 

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  • SamHobbs494's Avatar Scrambled Eggs 385 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    I got so shafted on my pack opening that I now have to craft all of the good quests and most of the good legendaries of this set. 

    Some of you have seen my discusting luck on previous sets though so I guess I deserved this one lol. 



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  • lukyduk's Avatar 115 7 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    New Paladin quest is flat out busted!  It really takes them no time at all to complete with Crystology drawing Micro Mummy, Murmy, and Temple Berserker. Then they just have to copy one of their Mechanical Whelps or Mechano-Eggs for the game to get out of control.  I've been running two Spellbreakers to counter, but I swear I saw a 3rd Egg this past matchup, how do they even get a 3rd egg?!

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  • RavenSunHS's Avatar Refreshment Vendor 865 1487 Posts Joined 03/27/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Corrupt the Waters is broken.

    It is ludicrously easy to complete, it fits basically any deck, from Lackey to Shudderwock, its reward is bonkers.

    Yes i'm salty, but i am convinced it's bound to cancerize the meta in the same way Shamanstone did.

    There, i have cast my Curse.☠️

     

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 835 630 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    I was trying out an Even Elemental Shaman in Wild, and I queue against a Control Shaman who managed to play SEVEN Reno Jacksons in our match. I got him down to 5 health--Reno. I bring him down to 3--Reno again. I get him in single digits, and you guessed it, another Reno. On and on and on. He made multiple copies through Zola the Gorgon, Bog Slosher, Grumble, Worldshaker, and Shudderwock. My opponent must have been laughing the whole time, and I don't think I'm even mad. 

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  • SamHobbs494's Avatar Scrambled Eggs 385 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Aggro is grossly over powered right now

    Murlocs all need to fuck off to hof and die.

    Druid and Hunters are just as fucking bad

    Aggro meta = Scrub meta 

    Learn to play real decks you brain dead cunts

     



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  • beardfasse's Avatar 105 7 Posts Joined 06/30/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
    Quote From RavenSunHS

    Corrupt the Waters is broken.

    It is ludicrously easy to complete, it fits basically any deck, from Lackey to Shudderwock, its reward is bonkers.

    Yes i'm salty, but i am convinced it's bound to cancerize the meta in the same way Shamanstone did.

    There, i have cast my Curse.☠️

     

    Most of the quests are ridiculously easy to complete while the rest are almost impossible to complete ever. Take the druid’s quest for example and the warlock’s one. How the fuck is this balanced? 

    Honestly, this expansion is the laziest of all, so much broken shit.

    Sometimes the same is different, but mostly it's the same.

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  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 890 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Ok Blizzard, when will you get it through your thick skulls that it is long past time for fucking Dr. Boom, Mad Genius to get nerfed?

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  • Avalon's Avatar Content Admin Salty Dog 1470 1832 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 2 years, 10 months ago

    Ladder is SO fucked up at the moment. I can't even get wins at rank 5 if I'm not extremely lucky with draws and RNG in general. And I'm not playing crappy decks.

    Once you play a fun deck against either Mage or Warrior you know you'll end up raped. But yeah, fun: who would ask such an unreasonable thing in the first week of a new expansion?

    Oh well, time to wait for another Developer Insight to read that they have to collect more data in order to understand that there's something wrong in the game right now.

    Spice Lord and self-proclaimed Meme Master.

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