Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • Dragonsscars's Avatar 155 45 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 weeks, 6 days ago

    What it bothers me more is that people really play WILD MECHA THUN QUEST RENO WARLOCK as if is funny and enjoyable"!!!!

    For the king for the land for the mountains, For the green valleys where dragons fly, For the glory the power to win the black Lord

    THE LIGHT WILL PREVAIL, HENCE WISDOM IS GOLD

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  • Morkimus's Avatar Serra Angel 280 90 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago

    This brawl. MAKE IT STOP! At least give me a non-inbred teamate. Holy shit. 

    Psst! Hey, you want to play a couple of fun (albeit pointless) gamebooks? Become a king here, and a babysitter here.

    Who knows? Maybe you'll like them enough to check out my first book? I promise you, you will die less in this one.

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  • Avalon's Avatar 445 549 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    Quote From Morkimus

    This brawl. MAKE IT STOP! At least give me a non-inbred teamate. Holy shit. 

    Are you on EU? Wanna go for a try

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  • Morkimus's Avatar Serra Angel 280 90 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    Quote From Avalon
    Quote From Morkimus

    This brawl. MAKE IT STOP! At least give me a non-inbred teamate. Holy shit. 

    Are you on EU? Wanna go for a try

    Does it work with friends? If so, sure.

    Psst! Hey, you want to play a couple of fun (albeit pointless) gamebooks? Become a king here, and a babysitter here.

    Who knows? Maybe you'll like them enough to check out my first book? I promise you, you will die less in this one.

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  • Morkimus's Avatar Serra Angel 280 90 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago

    Morkimus #2997

    Psst! Hey, you want to play a couple of fun (albeit pointless) gamebooks? Become a king here, and a babysitter here.

    Who knows? Maybe you'll like them enough to check out my first book? I promise you, you will die less in this one.

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  • Dragonsscars's Avatar 155 45 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 weeks ago

    Mhhh yes daddy i'm having so much fun conceding 15 times in a row against secret mage in wild mhhhh

    I already reached rank 5, the only reason I play is for fun and still the 30 of december, pleople still play to win easy using these burn decks.
    How enjoyable

    For the king for the land for the mountains, For the green valleys where dragons fly, For the glory the power to win the black Lord

    THE LIGHT WILL PREVAIL, HENCE WISDOM IS GOLD

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  • RandomGuy's Avatar 315 506 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 weeks ago

    Has Schrutebucks come back?

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  • LyraSilvertongue's Avatar 235 232 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
    Quote From Dragonsscars

    What it bothers me more is that people really play WILD MECHA THUN QUEST RENO WARLOCK as if is funny and enjoyable"!!!!

    I actually think it is pretty fun honestly. It forces your opponent to actually try and kill you instead of stall things out forever with value and min/max value trading. Plus, you don't have to dilute your deck with an anti-Ice Block tech, which EVERY mage seems to get even if they aren't control/combo

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  • SamHobbs494's Avatar Derpy Elf 310 167 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 2 weeks, 4 days ago

    Just brain dead aggro players in tonight or what?



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  • Tetsuo's Avatar 225 154 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 weeks, 2 days ago

    I just had two matches against Highlander Rogue today where I had them close to lethal, only for them to get a damn Nozari from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza. The first opponent I had down to 3 health, the second one was at 4. I swear, this game loves to fuck with you sometimes...

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  • ArngrimUndying's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 380 472 Posts Joined 06/11/2019
    Posted 2 weeks ago
    Quote From Tetsuo

    I just had two matches against Highlander Rogue today where I had them close to lethal, only for them to get a damn Nozari from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza. The first opponent I had down to 3 health, the second one was at 4. I swear, this game loves to fuck with you sometimes...

    I second this salt - Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's text should say "add two LEGENDARY dragons" to be more honest. Most games I see her the opponent gets Kalecgos, Ysera, Unleashed, or some other OP 8/9/10-mana legendary for nothing.

    I just finished a match against a Highlander Shaman (yeah idk either) and although I won (due to fatigue mostly) I basically had to kill them 5 times over since their DQ Alex gave them Nozari as well, which because they were also running both Shudderwock and Barista Lynchen (who copied both of those minions), they got 4 full heals over the course of the match. 

    ETA: hey look the very next match against Highlander Rogue and their Alex gives them Nithogg and freaking Malygos. Did I then immediately die to 18 combined dmg from 2 Eviserates? You betcha.

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  • Daowen's Avatar 90 39 Posts Joined 03/19/2019
    Posted 1 week, 6 days ago

    to hell with Leeroy Jenkins

    I'm not online       cat          it's just your imagination

     

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  • Dragonsscars's Avatar 155 45 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 week, 6 days ago

    Lost a game because of spaghetti Code, and i don't know if i'm angry or delused.

    Turn 10> play Temporous
    Turn 11 & 12 > opponents ready to kill me on turn 15
    Turn 13 (my first turn) > set big board & play second temporous for another 6 damages

    Turn 14> opponent turn. 

    WHAT

    THE
    FUCKING FUCK

    For the king for the land for the mountains, For the green valleys where dragons fly, For the glory the power to win the black Lord

    THE LIGHT WILL PREVAIL, HENCE WISDOM IS GOLD

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  • clawz161's Avatar Mountain 265 182 Posts Joined 07/16/2019
    Posted 1 week, 5 days ago

    Man i'm glad priest is a fringe class right now because Grave Rune and Convincing Infiltrator are the worst things i have ever experienced playing against. And that goes double for when they are combined.

     

    Give me bloodreaver guldan into 7 voidlords anyday.

    I DON'T FIGHT FOR GOOD. AND I DON'T FIGHT FOR EVIL. I JUST FIGHT!

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  • clawz161's Avatar Mountain 265 182 Posts Joined 07/16/2019
    Posted 1 week, 5 days ago
    Quote From Dragonsscars

    Lost a game because of spaghetti Code, and i don't know if i'm angry or delused.

    Turn 10> play Temporous
    Turn 11 & 12 > opponents ready to kill me on turn 15
    Turn 13 (my first turn) > set big board & play second temporous for another 6 damages

    Turn 14> opponent turn. 

    WHAT

    THE
    FUCKING FUCK

    Sounds more like spaghetti brain... you gave him the turn back lmao

    I DON'T FIGHT FOR GOOD. AND I DON'T FIGHT FOR EVIL. I JUST FIGHT!

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  • SamHobbs494's Avatar Derpy Elf 310 167 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 1 week, 5 days ago
    Quote From Dragonsscars

    Lost a game because of spaghetti Code, and i don't know if i'm angry or delused.

    Turn 10> play Temporous
    Turn 11 & 12 > opponents ready to kill me on turn 15
    Turn 13 (my first turn) > set big board & play second temporous for another 6 damages

    Turn 14> opponent turn. 

    WHAT

    THE
    FUCKING FUCK

    What Clawz161 said lol, by playing another Temporus you changed the turn state and gave it back to him, turn 15 became his too had you survived



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  • Dragonsscars's Avatar 155 45 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago

    It shouldn't.

    The card say that your opponent has 2 turns, there is no reason to delete your own double turn as it's not in the effect at all.

    This is wrongly coded.

    For the king for the land for the mountains, For the green valleys where dragons fly, For the glory the power to win the black Lord

    THE LIGHT WILL PREVAIL, HENCE WISDOM IS GOLD

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  • Zwane's Avatar Wizard 255 366 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago

    Well...depends how its worded on the card...I guess most recent card played is in control? So when you play the 2nd one, it reads "Opponent takes two turns. Then you take two turns." So that is what is happening. This overrules other turn stuff currently happening I guess. You could have better played your next Tempourus as part of your second turn and not your first.

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  • Almaniarra's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 420 748 Posts Joined 03/21/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago
    Quote From ArngrimUndying
    I second this salt - Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's text should say "add two LEGENDARY dragons" to be more honest.

    No please ! She saved me so much times with giving me Evasive Wyrm and Crowd Roaster. :)

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  • ArngrimUndying's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 380 472 Posts Joined 06/11/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago
    Quote From Almaniarra
    Quote From ArngrimUndying
    I second this salt - Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's text should say "add two LEGENDARY dragons" to be more honest.

    No please ! She saved me so much times with giving me Evasive Wyrm and Crowd Roaster. :)

    Well I wish I played you more often then since virtually every time I see someone drop her they get the ridiculous legendary Dragons and kill me in various and sundry ways :)

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar 225 154 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 week, 3 days ago
    Quote From ArngrimUndying
    Quote From Tetsuo

    I just had two matches against Highlander Rogue today where I had them close to lethal, only for them to get a damn Nozari from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza. The first opponent I had down to 3 health, the second one was at 4. I swear, this game loves to fuck with you sometimes...

    I second this salt - Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's text should say "add two LEGENDARY dragons" to be more honest. Most games I see her the opponent gets Kalecgos, Ysera, Unleashed, or some other OP 8/9/10-mana legendary for nothing.

    Meanwhile, I've gotten Nozdormu from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza more times than I can count smh

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  • ArngrimUndying's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 380 472 Posts Joined 06/11/2019
    Posted 1 week ago

    Hey you know what's fun? Playing 9! N. I. N. E. onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnine Aggro Galakrond Warlocks (in Casual? OF COURSE!) IN A GODDAMNED ROW. Well im done with this bullshit game for the day - hope everyone is getting less absolutely fucktarded """luck""" today!

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  • clawz161's Avatar Mountain 265 182 Posts Joined 07/16/2019
    Posted 1 week ago

    Oh YES hearthstone more lucky as fuck rogues that discover legendary dragons out of this air. I love getting morozonded twice in the same game and then alexstrazad right after. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I. PLAY. AGAINST. A. ROGUE. Please always let them discover walk the plank whenever they play the goddamn spell lackey, please always let them always continue shitting on my face. Pure skill.

    I DON'T FIGHT FOR GOOD. AND I DON'T FIGHT FOR EVIL. I JUST FIGHT!

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  • ArngrimUndying's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 380 472 Posts Joined 06/11/2019
    Posted 6 days, 1 hour ago

    Really awesome to play some Galakrond decks and then have 4 straight games where I get under 10 cards in my deck and no sign of either Galakrond or Kronx to draw him. Super glad I built the entire deck around a card and his draw engine who both seem to want to be at the very bottom of deck and cost me 4 games I likely would have otherwise won.

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  • Avalon's Avatar 445 549 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 6 days ago

    Secret Mage is a joke. Even more when you get Aluneth on 6. It's not the most over-the-top deck in Wild, but ffs it feels so bad to play against.

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