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  • griffior's Avatar 720 258 Posts Joined 05/31/2019
    Posted 7 months, 3 weeks ago

    I cannot fathom why people bring Raza/Rez Priest, Pogo/Mill Rogue, Big/Demon/Cube Warlock, Jade/Aviana/Togwaggle/Maly Druid, and Quest Mage into CASUAL Wild when I'm just BS'ing around with some dumb Homebrew decks.

    What is the point? I know they're not practicing piloting the decks since they seem to be VERY proficient at winning with them, they're not earning wins towards golden heroes, so why??

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  • Avalon's Avatar Content Squad Salty Dog 1175 1173 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 7 months, 3 weeks ago
    Quote From kaladin

    great part of battlegrounds is kalecgos turn 9 is too slow.  i am a losing player because i cant figure out how to get kalecgos on turn 7 or 6,

    The point is that there isn't a unit that singlehandedly wins you games. Even if you get Kalecgos "on curve" you still need other dragons and a rather solid board that allows you to transition into full Battlecry spam mode without losing most of your health.

    Kalecgos on 9 is not slow, but it takes more than just slam it on the board and wait for obscene rolls.

     

    Spice Lord and self-proclaimed Meme Master.

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 319 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 7 months, 3 weeks ago

    Weekly fuck Priest post. Nothing screams fun then having your cards used against you and your minions stolen. I thought we would have had this with the removal MCT. But nooooooooooo. Nothing in this game has ever made me more tilted than FUCKING PRIEST DOING  NOTHING BUT REMOVING SHIT AND STEALING SHIT ITS JUST NOT FUN!!!!

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  • allthehype's Avatar Crossroads Historian 510 619 Posts Joined 07/26/2019
    Posted 7 months, 2 weeks ago
    Quote From kaladin

    trying to complete the 'play X games as [one of three classes]' quest.

    concede on turn 7 because im in a losing position does not count as playing a game apparently.  get your shit together blizzard.

    I think it counts as a game after turn 10 or when you’re at <16 health. But yes, it can still feel like forever in the wrong match.

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 740 488 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 7 months, 2 weeks ago

    Standard is now teeming with Face Hunters, Tempo Mages, Paladins, and a smattering of Priests. I played a lot yesterday and these were the only classes I faced. 

    I just have to say, any person who plays Face Hunter deserves a huge slap to the face.

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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  • dapperdog's Avatar Dragon Scholar 1320 2343 Posts Joined 07/29/2019
    Posted 7 months, 1 week ago
    Quote From Tetsuo

    Standard is now teeming with Face Hunters, Tempo Mages, Paladins, and a smattering of Priests. I played a lot yesterday and these were the only classes I faced. 

    I just have to say, any person who plays Face Hunter deserves a huge slap to the face.

    at very least face hunter sticks to the game plan.

    Against mage, the only game plan is to pray to rnjesus. 3x solarian prime not enough? How about a discovered puzzle box to go with that? Still no? Evocations and plenty of mana cyclones to go about. And you freezed your opponent's board for the nth time this game. Oh yes.

    If face hunter and soul dhunters tend to keep those fuckers at bay, then they're always welcomed on my boat.

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  • Freforos's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 320 319 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 7 months, 1 week ago

    Yesterday i thought i had 3 quests so i started the game, but i've found that i only had 2 quest. 

    I was very very very happy that i didn't have to play the game, this tells a lot about the state of the game.

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  • Brandon's Avatar Old God Fanatic 750 1030 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 7 months, 1 week ago

    "Hey let's play some dual class arena". I got Mage with Priest HP, a pretty decent deck and i went 3-2, not that bad, and i had nothing to complain about.. until that last match...

    I faced a Hunter with Shaman HP, after a LONG game that lasted to fatigue. I got him finally down to 1 health, but then he got a random Lord Jaraxxus from the Bandersmosh he drew 1 turn earlier. My last chance to win was to hit a lucky RNG roll on Devolving Missiles, which MIGHT have been enough to lower the damage to my face from his minions + fatigue to live 1 more turn. The opponents board was: 2 totems (healing & spell dmg), 1 6/6 demon from his HP, and a rng Riftcleaver that he somehow got. ALL my Devolving Missiles hit his totems.... he had exact lethal after that missiles, despite me healing my face. Oh well that was my free ticket from not finishing my arena run prior to the event.. but still, this really annoyed me...

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  • Pizzlmick's Avatar 185 23 Posts Joined 08/17/2019
    Posted 7 months, 1 week ago

    Raza Priest is one of the most retarded decks ever! It's just frustrating how much damage Priest is able to deal. 0 cost hp, refreshes after every card played. Big Brain design.

    And fucking nerf Sorcer's Apprentice. Quest Mage is just ... fun and interactive... 

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 7 months ago

    CREATED BY

    FUCK THESE 2 WORDS. BLIZZARD WHY.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • GerritDeMan's Avatar Unicorn Reveler 510 250 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 6 months, 4 weeks ago

    Can Blizzard just change the fucking damage system in Battlegrounds already? By turn 10 over half the lobby is dead and the actual decision making only really starts around turn 5/6, which means that every game half the players only get to play for about 5 turns. It's been like that for months for god's sake.

    Reduce token damage to 0, increase hero health, reduce minion damage to 1 while reducing hero health to compensate, make the first couple turns against bots so you get to safely build up your starting comp, whatever JUST DO SOMETHING BLIZZARD OR AT LEAST GIVE US AN UPDATE ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

     

    Edit: Ah great I just went 7th in a game with one of the strongest builds I've ever had at that point in the game just because I kept losing matches where I had <20% chance to lose. Fuck this shit.

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago

    Ok, fuck Priest. Whoever made Thoughtsteal have a weighted effect can go and fuck themselves. My opponent plays 2 thoughtsteals and a psychic conjurer, all 3 times it hits the Fire Elemental (best card in the deck), and my Hex TWICE. I STILL HAVE 15 OTHER MORE USELESS AND BAD CARDS, BUT NOPE. How the fuck do I play around that? Draft an even worse deck? aAnd lets not even get started on the 10 mana win the game card called Mind Control, bcs that shit is the most stupid, most FRUSTRATING, MOST TILTING CARD IN AREN

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar 1470 1423 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago

    I had a really good win streak in Wild tonight, climbing from Diamond 9 to 6 with only 3 losses. I decided to call it quits and have some fun in standard before going to bed. 

    Big Demon Warlock was my deck of choice. First opponent: Face Hunter. I managed to stabilize at 6 Health with a huge Taunt online, 7 (!) minions on board and threatening lethal. My opponent's board and hand were empty, with only an Eaglehorn Bow equipped. He proceeds to top deck Dragonbane, HP, kill me with the dragonbane effect and emote "Thank you."

    In my second game I got screwed by a Priest beating me with a mixture of stealing my cards & my minions and random card generation madness.

    So much for fun in Standard. 

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 6 months, 2 weeks ago

    I fucking hate Rattlegore what a stupid fucking card. If I don't have a silence or transform effect, then what the fuck am I supposed to do against it? Die? Whoever made this card can go and fuck off

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 6 months, 2 weeks ago

    Whoever keeps pushing the Res Priest archetype probably likes to strangle puppies as well. Please, I just want to have a nice and calm talk with you. And by calm, I mean a shotgun to the knee

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Pizzlmick's Avatar 185 23 Posts Joined 08/17/2019
    Posted 6 months, 2 weeks ago

    You may add Game Modes, but can't change the people playing it. First two Games of Duels and both opponents, keep emoting when they're winning. Yeah congrats, your skill level is untouched by anyone! 

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I fear no man, but that thing. It scared me...

    One shudders to imagine what dreams of cruelty could push a man to play Priest.

    Its not even a good class right now, you literally play it only because you are an asshole and you enjoy watching other people suffer.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Freforos's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 320 319 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I took a pause from hearthstone because my patience reached the lowest peak with it, but today i wanted to see the news; the first thing appearing in front of my eyes:

    Yogg-Saron, Master of Fate Card Image

    i guess the pause will be longer than expected

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 740 488 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    THIS GAME IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME TODAY

    PLAY BOMB WARRIOR? GREAT, MY CORSAIR CACHE AND WEAPONS ARE ALL AT THE BOTTOM OF MY DECK

    PLAY SOUL DH? NO PROBLEM, I JUST WON'T DRAW ALL OF MY SOUL FRAGMENT-SHUFFLING CARDS UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER

    PLAY ANY OTHER DECK? NO WORRIES, JUST DRAW TERRIBLY LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY LONG AND LOSE EVEN TO FUCKING MEME DECKS

     

    I HAVE 20+ LOSSES TODAY BECAUSE OF SUCH BAD DRAWS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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  • GerritDeMan's Avatar Unicorn Reveler 510 250 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    HAHA I JUST HAD A REALLY FUN AND COOL BUILD IN BATTLEGROUNDS THAT WAS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF AND I WAS AT 29 HP BUT THEN I TOOK 30 DAMAGE BECAUSE OF HORRIBLE COMBAT RNG AND BECAUSE I KILLED MY OPPONENTS BOAT. NICE DAMAGE SYSTEM BLIZZARD.

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