Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    I am salty about Runeterra and posting about it in the salt thread.

     

    "random" mode where I lose 90% of the time.  "random."

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Really easy way to determine if you're going to win the ARAM.

    1) Are you going first?
    2) Do you have Zed?

     

    Concede if neither is true.

     

    edit: Oops i posted twice within 24 hours.  Report me for spamming the salt thread.  Sorry guys.

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • LyraSilvertongue's Avatar 355 383 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Wow. 

    Didn't think to play around potion of madness on my 2/2, into the priest's double Nightmare Ysera spells, into double Mind Blast (one copied from my hand & one from my deck), into the 5 damage Ysera spell.

    Went from 24 health to dead against a non-OTK deck that had an empty board. Wow Mr. Reno Steal Priest, I salute your clearly superior skill

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  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 9 months ago

    The fact that a single (non champion) card can enable an entire aggro archetype to exist is pretty good evidence that card is poorly designed.

    either make a 1-mana 3/3 or make the 2/1 fearful a 2-drop.

    editting this post as it's within 24 hours and i dont want to be banned for spamming.

     

    annoying that even if you play perfectly, aggro can win without really thinking.

     

     

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • Live4vrRdieTryn's Avatar 350 426 Posts Joined 07/14/2019
    Posted 9 months ago

    Wild Quest Mage is just wrong. Why do ppl play this?

    HS Needs Mirror Mode: Make Any Deck, 50% You Play it Versus Itself or Play Someone Else's Vs Theirs.

    Please Help Support This Obvious and Needed Idea. Stop Playing With 1% of your Collection.

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  • clawz161's Avatar The Undying 815 775 Posts Joined 07/16/2019
    Posted 9 months ago

    Why do people defend rez priest so much? Resurrecting the same minion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over only stopping when they're out of rez cards, and even if you tech in cards that interrupt their rez pool they don't get resurrected. And even if you avoid killing their minions they buff it and inner fire you. What a fun class to play against, i love this game. 2 mana lich king, 4 mana ragnaros. 9 mana summon 6 minions because you summoned a 1/1 version of vargoth at one point this game. Why do people defend this shit. It's more autoplay than any deck. I don't know why people made bots that played pirate warrior when they could just play this. The decision making in this deck is so linear, that a bot could play it without deep learning. it's literally:

     

    "Is minion dead? if yes, play rez card. If no, play buff card."

     

    That's it. That's the deck on autopilot. And i play combo, where you can win even if your opponent is at full health, even if your opponent has a board of 7 minions that always destroy your best minions on deathrattle. The problem is they can buff their minion you can't kill because they'll just keep bringing it back endlessly. So it's basically. You're being raped, do you want it in your front or your ass? Where the front is you killing the minion for them to resummon 7 copies or it the next turn. Or getting fucked in the ass, where they buff the minion and hit you for 16 dmg from the same minion every turn. 

    Why. Do. People. Defend. This. Deck.

    Living like that.

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  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 8 months, 4 weeks ago

    can someone please give me a guide on how to enable casual mode?  I try queueing, but I just get paired with aggro competitive ladder decks.\

     

    edit: this is 100% my own fault and i deserve to lose every game from here on out.  i suspect I'll be permanently banned from outofcards soon. 

    nice knowing you guys.  i deserve a ban.  sorry for being such a hated person.  ill try to be better on the next site where I'm hated.

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 8 months, 3 weeks ago

    must have been some hidden update that gave double attack "you get two attack phases" instead of "you deal damage twice".

     

    go figure.  makes sense they'd make a completely game changing update and tell no one.

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 8 months, 3 weeks ago

    spend a good 15 minutes crafting a deck so i can complete daily quests, give it a name, an entirely different deck shows up. 

     

    guess i should have played around it.

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 735 474 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 8 months, 3 weeks ago

    Ugh, just one of those fucking days when RNG keeps screwing me over. I'm playing Demon Hunter to grind for 500 wins (just 35 more), and I went 1-10 today. Jesus Christ. Here's some of the crazy shit that screwed me over:

    I got a Highlander Paladin to 1 health, he plays Dragonqueen Alexstrasza, and guess what? He got Nozari. Lucky bastard

    I get a Rogue down to 10 health, he plays Wondrous Wand that draws him Gadgetzan Auctioneer and Questing Adventurer, which he balloons up to an 11/11 with taunt from a lackey. 

    I get a Warrior down to 1 health and I'm just topdecking, and I still have several cards that could deal damage in my deck. All I need is one good draw. Instead, I draw shit while my opponent keeps draws consecutive Sword and Board and another Armorsmith that gives him 8 armor, and by the time I draw what I need he's out of lethal range. Goddammit

     

    I hate this game sometimes, I feel like it chooses a day to just screw with you. 

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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  • kaladin's Avatar 320 408 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 8 months, 3 weeks ago

    i would pay $1,000 per game for an actual fair game. 

    because my opponent drew the nuts and played aggro in casual, i am a total piece of shit who deserves to kill myself.  sorry for burderning the forums with my presence.  hope i get banned.

     

    yep.  suicide please.

    The most hated forum member.  I'm sorry.

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  • KingKrush's Avatar Forest 360 125 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 8 months, 3 weeks ago

    MILL ROGUE IS THE SLEAZIEST, SLIMIEST AND SCUMMIEST DECK. 

    If you play this deck you are a GINORMOUS POS!!

    I hate Rez Priest with a passion but nothing is sleazier than a sleazy mill rogue POS!! 

    Edit: I would also like to add that anyone playing that Druid deck where you get 1200 armor is also the scum of the earth.  Thankfully I was playing Warlock and had a lot of healing so I made that scum suffer for as long as I could before dieing to fatigue.

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  • Pizzlmick's Avatar 185 23 Posts Joined 08/17/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    Yeah I know, you are all the absolute best in wild. I hope there is enough room for all of you at the top with your retarded discard warlock, quest and secret mages. Why are you so fucking dumb and only play the same decks. Is you ego bigger, when you just play Meta and everyone plays the same 70% WR decks from hsreplay? Blizzard, when is your matchmaking finally working, that I don't play every match against these retards and their Metadecks? I don't care if I lose, I couldn't care less about my mf rank but it get's annoying seeing the same decks every match.

    Please keep down voting me, and I don't even fucking care.

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  • Dermostatic's Avatar Eldritch Horror 535 228 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    I just lost 13 games in a row in Standard... At Rank 1 Bronze. Feeling like utter crap at the moment. All I wanted to complete was my 50g "2 victories with any class" quest. Clearly just couldn't bring my A-game today.

    I encountered:

    6x Glowfly Druid

    4x Highlander Hunter (Dragon Package)

    A Plot Twist Warlock, a Highlander Rogue, and a Libram Paladin.

     

    The quest can wait. I'm going to my salty, tear soaked bed. G'night all.

    Started playing HS in May, 2015. The bad news: I missed the excitement of 'Naxx out?' and GvG. The good news: I never met an Undertaker.

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  • Freforos's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 310 318 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    Two games in a row: my opponent highlander hunter's transfer student obviously had the discover a dragon effect (which gave him the 2/3 poisonus dragon who discovered alex DQ) and my opponent galakrond rogue's transfer student had add a lackey to your hand who gave my opponent enough tempo to win the game (she even got an 8/8 from evolving miscreant). 

    I can't wait for the new set... What? Transfer student is from the new set? Nevermind then

     

     

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  • Freforos's Avatar Draconically Dedicated 310 318 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    Already tired of the new expansion. 

    Losing to random bullshit isn't fine, your opponent gk rogue shouldn't win when they don't have anymore cards in hand and are almost in fatigue. But they find a draconic lackey who gives them DQ alex (i swear is the most discovered card against me) so they win i guess; nice deck the first hour of the new expansion by the way.

    Also, how it is possible that in the first hour i played the same druid deck 4 times (in like 7 games i had)? Do people know that if you don't play a tier 1 deck your account will not be erased, your cards will not be disenchanted and a blizzard employee will not come to your house to tell you you suck? 

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  • DottyIs0p's Avatar Bloodfeather 400 81 Posts Joined 12/01/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    I absolutely hate people who play the same cancerous decks on launch day.

    Sick of Rez Priest. Convincing Infiltrator and Khartut Defender can suck one.

    Why can't it be like the old days, when everybody used to play brand new decks on launch day. Think it was around Ungoro time, when Kripp made a video about how you should play top tier decks on launch day to rank up easily. Since then launch days have been shit IMO.

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  • ElSabidon's Avatar Salty Dog 635 536 Posts Joined 06/07/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    Everytime I play HS on my computer, the game keeps disconnecting every 5 minutes. I can't even begin to think of plays when I'm constantly checking for my internet connection, forcing me to either play everything on my first 5 seconds of every turn or rage for an entire minute before playing everything while roping. Does that increase my chance of misplays? Of course it does, and that pisses me off. So it's a raging snowball, except it's on fire because it's hot as fuck where I live right now.

    Oh, and the constant disconnects? Only happens when playing HS. Not when playing other games, not when browsing the internet, not even when binge watching YouTube.

    PS: After going for 37 packs wthout a legendary in AoO packs (3 away from pity timer, but don't want to spend Scholomance gold), I go 35 pack without opening a legendary on said Scholomance, out of 43. Hell, couldn't even find half the rares I wanted. So, you know, a shit cherry on the shit ice cream that was today. 

    Rating cards on coolness factor rather than predicting power because I like screwing up rating averages (and because I suck at predicting real power levels, but we'll ignore that LUL)
    Wins per class (26/Mar/21): Demon Hunter - 93; Druid - 895Hunter - 878; Mage - 980; Paladin - 1027; Priest - 651; Rogue - 926; Shaman - 933; Warlock - 741; Warrior - 751

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  • Oedlan's Avatar 230 14 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    Have always hated aggro, hate face decks. Hated DH. 

    This new meta is awful. 

    Even though these decks are successful, I've rarely played them. No-brain decks are not fun to play, nor are they fun to face. 

    Hoping for hard nerfs. 

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  • economicaooc's Avatar 440 427 Posts Joined 03/04/2020
    Posted 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    Is metasalt allowed?

    I get irrationally upset about how angry some players get over losing to chance.

    An excerpt from a recent friend request:

    "Ahah heartstone is hilairous" [sic]

    "Hilairious game for 0-skill clowns" 

    "clowns like YOU"

    *Removes me*

    Who are these people and why are they so angry?

    This post is discussing the wild format.

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