Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • dapperdog's Avatar Dragon Scholar 1320 2338 Posts Joined 07/29/2019
    Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Is there some button to get to the last page of this thread?

    Not wanting to be salty, but as I start clicking towards page 44 I get this great urge to make a write up in a salt thread about how stupid not having an "end of thread" button is.

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  • Avalon's Avatar Content Squad Salty Dog 1175 1158 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

    When you enter in this thread, there's a little arrow that will automatically redirect you to the last post.

    Unfortunately, once you're inside the only way you have is scrolling through every page...

    Spice Lord and self-proclaimed Meme Master.

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  • dapperdog's Avatar Dragon Scholar 1320 2338 Posts Joined 07/29/2019
    Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
    Quote From Avalon

    When you enter in this thread, there's a little arrow that will automatically redirect you to the last post.

    Unfortunately, once you're inside the only way you have is scrolling through every page...

    Lol you're right. Never realised that before. Thanks

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 740 486 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Look, I really want to play Wild regularly. I've crafted some of the important cards needed for the mode. But really, 90% of the decks I face are absolutely triggering or just plain broken that the whole experience just deflates me.

    I played a few games in Wild today, and here's the decks I faced, in order: Secret Mage, Secret Mage, Big Priest, Reno Warlock, Even Shaman, Secret Mage, Secret Mage, Reno Priest, Secret Mage, Reno Priest, Secret Mage. The other day wasn't any better. 

    Seriously, I wanna clock in the head anyone who says Wild is a much more fun mode than Standard. You're full of sh*t. There's even less variety in Wild than there is in Standard, and there's way more decks that will leave you salty and helpless. F*ck Wild.

     

     

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 629 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 months, 4 weeks ago

    I hate Tickatus so much.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • MurlocAggroB's Avatar COMMENT_COUNT_500_HS 925 517 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago

    So, I'm playing Kibler's Highlander DH, finally getting some Demon Hunter wins in. I run into a Shaman, and my mulligan is awful. No cards below 4 mana, although mercifully I had an Illidari Felblade on my leftmost spot. He starts with a Surging Tempest, which is always spooky. I can't respond, so I whack his face and pass.

    On his second turn, he coin Lightning Bloomed out Inara Stormcrash. I again had no response, although luckily I drew Chaos Strike to kill the Tempest off. He played Primordial Studies with his one remaining mana on turn 3, and brought me down to 14. Finally, I was able to Felblade his Inara and take back the board.

    His next plays were super low-tempo - he Lava Bursted my Felblade, and played a discovered Lady Vashj. Meanwhile, I managed to scrounge my way back to 24 health thanks to Eye Beam, Circus Medic, and Ashtongue Battlelord. I pretty much had the game on lock.

    Turn 7 comes around, and he topdecks Vashj Prime. Since I still had an Ashtongue, I traded into it and didn't worry. His turn 8 - Doomhammer, 0-mana Stormstrike, 0-mana Stormstrike, Rockbiter Weapon, 0-mana Lightning Bolt. Those were the only cards in his hand. He bursted me for 25 damage through a Taunt. All because he Discovered a random Lady Vashj and topdecked Vashj Prime on curve. It gave him exactly the cards that would've killed me that turn, because otherwise I would've Zephrysed.

    Christ.

    On the plus side, the very next game a Mage very kindly Devolving Missilesed me into a Forest Warden Omu, letting me play Zai, the Incredible to double Nethrandamus and Dragonqueen Alexstrasza, and then play Nethrandamus on the same turn. So, it's highs and lows tonight.

    A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head

    I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.

    Hmm. Turns out he's dead.

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  • Horus's Avatar Mankrik's Wife 2020 2146 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
    Quote From PopeNeia

    I hate Tickatus so much.


                                                     ... i came here for the same reason

    Struggle with Heroic Galakrond's Awakening? I got your back : 

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  • EndlessTides's Avatar Funnel Cakes 365 232 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

    Is it me? Is it? But out of 10 games played this afternoon at and around Gold 2 I've been smacked around by a fucking Tiller Priest 8 times. It's pointless and infuriating to play against that goddamn deck. 

     I cannot wait for the Android version of MTGA to drop on Thursday. At least I'll have some fun getting hammered by Rogue Decks and Ugin. 

     Hearthstone is a fucking shitshow at the moment. 

    Cocked, locked and ready to rock... 

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar 1470 1417 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

    I rarely post here, but the Tiller decks really get to my nerves. It's not so much the combo itself but the fact that your turn is skipped if you manage to survive it. Can't stand this bullshit and the nerve of some people who have to BM on top of that. 

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 629 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago

    I love how Warlocks can just slap 1 card into their deck and win any control matchup with literally 0 counterplay whatsoever. Fun. Well Warlocks, go fuck yourselves and have fun digging out all the bombs from your deck as you literally play the green card every turn to draw even more crap.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 311 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

    Delete any mind control things  from the game. So sick and tired of having my shit stolen. 

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 311 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

    Mandatory Priest is a cancer class that only uses random crap discovered (optionaly from other players) Please just revert the fucking changes. Much rather die to mind blast than being bored to death by endless removal discoveries. Whoever thought that was not toxic game design needs their head checked. 

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  • IlBelTia's Avatar Wizard 375 264 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

    Netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, netdecks, aggros, and guess what?

    Netdecks and aggros

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 740 486 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

    So I played Hearthstone again after more than a week, and I got welcomed by consecutive games against the new Ramp Paladin, and three consecutive games against the new Token Druid. I was dead by turns 5-6 every time. Talk about a rude welcome. But it's all good since I won five straight after that, so it evened out. 8-)

    Seriously though, if those two decks are left unchecked, we might be in for a worse meta than the one ruled by Evolve Shaman once the meta settles down some more. Those decks are somehow even more degenerate than Evolve Shaman, which is crazy. I expect nerfs soon, maybe to High Abbess Alura and Arbor Up.

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 311 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 3 months, 1 week ago

    Fuck priest, use your own damn cards. 

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar 1470 1417 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 3 months ago

    Why I usually don't play Arena. 4. Fucking. Legendaries.

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • og0's Avatar 1330 961 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 3 months ago

    I used to love Priest (back in the Dragon priest days) - was my favorite class.

    Then they turned it in to a steal, res, generate almost infinite cards class.  Or Raza/res priest in Wild (where I play).

    I don't play the class anymore and I can't blame people for hating it.

    All generalizations are false.

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  • Pizzlmick's Avatar 185 23 Posts Joined 08/17/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    Can please all you dibshit Secret Mages, Big/Raza Priests and Odd Pallys get out the game? Yeah you cool, you play the best Meta Decks and the best in the world! We get it! Your Emote-Game is strong and your skill is outta this world! 

     

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  • Fedrion's Avatar Maximum Volume 1285 522 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    Every day it passes, I'm more and more convinced that people playing top tier decks in casual are just either the party poppers in every fiesta, or just people without confidence to play ranked.

    They just don't see joy in anything and just want a win...

    I cry a little for them... Then I remember that frustration over them sent me here, and I just don't care.

    Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 740 486 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    Why is it that whenever I play again after taking a long break, I always get queued up against my chosen deck's worst matchup? 

    In this instance, I decide to play Big Warrior and my first three games are against Lifesteal OTK Demon Hunters, which I have no chance of beating with my slow deck. It's like the game is intentionally telling me to quit because it'll just give me misery. 

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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