Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • clawz161's Avatar
    The Undying 825 823 Posts Joined 07/16/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago
    Quote From Tetsuo

    Just had the most annoying, frustrating, troll-tastic game ever. And of course, it's against a Priest. 

    I play my Rattlegore and it's at 2 health, and what does my opponent play? A goddamn Deathwarden then kills the Rattlegore with an Initiation to steal it. 

    I manage to steal it back with a Faceless Manipulator, but then he plays Idol of Y'Shaarj that pulls a 10/10 Robes of Protection. I play Brawl to get rid of it, but it survives. I play a 2nd Brawl, and it SURVIVES AGAIN. That's when I rage-quit.

    What kind of fucking asshole runs those stupid cards? That guy's deck was heavily teched to annoy opponents, and I wish he'd choke on his food today, that f*cker. So goddamn triggering. 

     

    I bet the guy was very happy to have beaten you. Since his deck doesnt beat anyone else.

    Living like that.

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 580 802 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    Today I fought someone trying out their garbage homebrew freeze/no minion mage deck, and I was ready to kill him for like 4/5 turns, but apparently Hearthstone decided it wasn’t my turnto win and made him draw every single freeze card in his deck IN A ROW. He still had 18 cards left and he topdecks Dawngrasp, Cone of Cold and FLURRY. And after all of that, it turns out he was playing MORDRESH. IN A SPELL MAGE DECK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Ticomon's Avatar
    350 144 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    How this game from bronze 10 to Diamond 5 and D5 to Legend
    Is totally different?

    i got down from D3 to 5, i'm so bad, but i really want to be legend 

    -1
  • Daowen's Avatar
    Hero of Warcraft 855 229 Posts Joined 03/19/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    what a joy (not) to play HS:

    First game: Tickatus lock
    Second game: Murloc shammy
    Third game: Libram + Secret Pally

    Just......

    I'm not online       cat          it's just your imagination

     

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  • clawz161's Avatar
    The Undying 825 823 Posts Joined 07/16/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    The problem with doing the daily every day and week. Is that most days I dont want to play this shitty game.

    Living like that.

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar
    Mankrik's Wife 330 47 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    dude, while I agree with you ... could you just turn it a bit down with your "I wanna die, I don't deserve to live", "please kill me"

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar
    Mankrik's Wife 330 47 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    someone get Kaladin (edit: Shrutebucks) a counselor. a good one, please. quickly.

     

    Salt thread is one thing, permanently crying about losing his will to live (that's nicely said)  over a card game is not. 

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 580 802 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    To the "people" playing face hunter and secret libram paladin in casual... fuck you.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Ticomon's Avatar
    350 144 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago
    Quote From kaladin

    you win blizzard.  im going to play paladin.  you fucking win.  fun is dead.  winning is more important thatn anything else.  fuck my mental heatlh.

    inb4 get help and stop posting, tone it down, here's -20 in downvotes because we dont wnat you here.

    edit: first matchup is a paladin mirror where i lose to the absolute nuts vs my as bad as is possible draw.  nice.

    edit: double aggro matchups, what the fuck does paladin even beat??????????????????

    edit: 0-4 with libram paladin, this deck is complete trash.

    I really want to watch your matchs

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  • Daowen's Avatar
    Hero of Warcraft 855 229 Posts Joined 03/19/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    Seriously Tickatus has to go

    I'm not online       cat          it's just your imagination

     

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  • Fangandclaw's Avatar
    75 24 Posts Joined 04/08/2021
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    It's no wonder this game isn't allowed to have teeth anymore. A bad, easy to control card like Tickatus gets constant complaints despite being a bad card in a tier 4 deck. Is it any wonder that they are afraid of fun stuff like coldlight oracle or other unique win conditions?

    People complain about everything, I swear you want a meta of vanilla stats minions with no text where both players get to play at the same time, everything is a constant mirror and if you look like you might lose,  Blizzard just preemptively ends the game and tells you you both win.

    That is the boring mess every constant complainer is advocating for. Prove me wrong. What are you okay losing to? Can't have burst,  can't have combo,  can't have good value or fatigue win cons. What are you okay losing to?

    -3
  • Tetsuo's Avatar
    Ice Rager 835 630 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    So I decide to play again after a week, piloting a Control Priest deck. This is the queue of opponents I run into:

    Control Warlock (insta-loss)

    OTK Demon Hunter (insta-loss too)

    OTK Demon Hunter (INSTA-LOSS)

    Control Shaman (got OTK'd by an Al'Akir combo that I didn't know about; I was in control the whole game)

    Control Warlock (INSTAAAAAAA-LOSSSSSSSSS)

     

    This is why I'm playing less and less these days. It's like the game itself is pushing me out. How the hell do you explain that gauntlet of opponents, who HARD-COUNTER the deck I'm piloting? Of course when I made the switch to an OTK Demon Hunter, I faced three straight Rogues in a row. 

    Screw you, Blizzard. Your match-making is RIGGED. 

    -2
  • Fedrion's Avatar
    Zombie 1635 733 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 year, 2 months ago

    F*ck aggro.

    Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 580 802 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I HATE HOW DEVOLVING MISSILES CAN HIT THE SAME TARGET 3 FUCKING TIMES IN A 50/50 SCENARIO WD OHQFVDHIASW

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Whodatninja's Avatar
    140 20 Posts Joined 09/16/2019
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    This probably isn't the thread for this, but I don't think it deserves its own thread so yeah.

    I have a lengthy, drawn-out priest mirror with a guy playing that deck with the buffs and the bloodweavers. I wind up winning in the late game. Guy sends a friend request, then says: "Sethekks in bottom 4 (cards). How gay."

    *blink* really dude? I mean, really? In 2021? I'm picturing this guy as 46 years old, still wearing his baseball backwards or something - I don't even know how to respond. He unfriends and vanishes before I can even think of a reply.

    WARING THIS GAME IS A WAST OF TIME & 100% RIGGED

    -markcooper

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  • Marega's Avatar
    620 865 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    APM mage is quite fun and interactive. they played on TURN 4, 10 mana worth of minions and which were double sorcerers flamewaker and luna to kill me with a full board and and almost full health as they played more than 20 cards. ON TURN 4

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  • KANSAS's Avatar
    Old God Fanatic 1745 2912 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago
    Quote From Whodatninja

    This probably isn't the thread for this, but I don't think it deserves its own thread so yeah.

    I have a lengthy, drawn-out priest mirror with a guy playing that deck with the buffs and the bloodweavers. I wind up winning in the late game. Guy sends a friend request, then says: "Sethekks in bottom 4 (cards). How gay."

    *blink* really dude? I mean, really? In 2021? I'm picturing this guy as 46 years old, still wearing his baseball backwards or something - I don't even know how to respond. He unfriends and vanishes before I can even think of a reply.

    Some people are just so ridiculous and childish with their salt it is actually quite difficult to be mad at them.

    Carrion, my wayward grub.

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar
    Mankrik's Wife 330 47 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    sometimes, when I stumble over yet another one of Kaladin's "pls end my life" posts, I recall this saying ...

    "if it smells like dog poo everywhere you go, you might want to check your shoes."

     

    :)

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 580 802 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I fucking hate arena right now, its so fucking stupid. literally 50% chance to lose the game on the spot going second fuck this game. Also fuck druid, such a stupid fucking arena meta, literally go first get 3 minions play mark of the lotus and win the game because no class can deal with that bullshit and still live past the endless bullshit that is druid card generation

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • YourPrivateNightmare's Avatar
    Skeleton 1915 4024 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Paladin players need to be [humanely euthanized] like the [homunculi] they are.

    If this shit class isn't gutted within the next patch I'll [carefully take my time to plan every turn against] every single one of those [unsavory individuals of society] until they [lose the desire to play the game for a pronlonged period of time].

    I tried having fun once.

    It was awful.

    -4
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