Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 weeks ago

    I fucking hate arena right now, its so fucking stupid. literally 50% chance to lose the game on the spot going second fuck this game. Also fuck druid, such a stupid fucking arena meta, literally go first get 3 minions play mark of the lotus and win the game because no class can deal with that bullshit and still live past the endless bullshit that is druid card generation

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • YourPrivateNightmare's Avatar Bloodfeather 1375 2698 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 week, 6 days ago

    Paladin players need to be [humanely euthanized] like the [homunculi] they are.

    If this shit class isn't gutted within the next patch I'll [carefully take my time to plan every turn against] every single one of those [unsavory individuals of society] until they [lose the desire to play the game for a pronlonged period of time].

    I tried having fun once.

    It was awful.

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 318 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 week, 5 days ago

    Love watching rogues takes their entire fucking turn to play their smooth brain million cards and rope

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  • Fedrion's Avatar Maximum Volume 1285 532 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 week, 5 days ago

    FUCK aggro.

    Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar 1470 1423 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago
    Quote From YourPrivateNightmare

    Paladin players need to be fucking *edited* like the *edited* they are.

    If this shit class isn't gutted within the next patch I'll rope emote spam every single one of those wastes of oxygen until they uninstall.

    I know this is the salt thread, but the first paragraph crossed the line imho. Please be so kind and edit or delete that. 

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • YourPrivateNightmare's Avatar Bloodfeather 1375 2698 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago
    Quote From anchorm4n
    Quote From YourPrivateNightmare

    Paladin players need to be fucking gassed like the subhuman degenerates they are.

    If this shit class isn't gutted within the next patch I'll rope emote spam every single one of those wastes of oxygen until they uninstall.

    I know this is the salt thread, but the first paragraph crossed the line imho. Please be so kind and edit or delete that. 

    done

    I tried having fun once.

    It was awful.

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar 1470 1423 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 1 week, 4 days ago

    Thank you. I've edited my quote as well, since that doesn't happen automatically when you change the original. I hope we're cool, I didn't want to offend you and asking for an edit seemed worth a try instead of straight out reporting the post.

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar Mankrik's Wife 270 12 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 week, 3 days ago

    at this point, I just want to commend Kaladin for not wanting to die all the time, or being killed all the time anymore, and instead just losing 99% to his opponents' topdecks.

    we have come so far! :) thank you, Schrutebucks.

     

    On Topic: Can someone please make paladin secrets make them eat about 10 fking dmg whenever they draw one with their shitty sword? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

     

    edit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 week, 3 days ago
    Quote From CuddlyCactus

    at this point, I just want to commend Kaladin for not wanting to die all the time, or being killed all the time anymore, and instead just losing 99% to his opponents' topdecks.

    we have come so far! :) thank you, Schrutebucks.

     

    There’s really no reason to be an ass you know. Can we do something about these harassment posts

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • aposteljoe's Avatar Hero of Warcraft 660 275 Posts Joined 06/18/2019
    Posted 1 week, 3 days ago

    Is this your personal diary? Or are you permanently salty? If so I'd recommend to take a break. The game seems not fun and causes just anger. Why are you playing it?

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar Mankrik's Wife 270 12 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 week, 3 days ago

    yeah, Schrutebucks (Kaladin) uses every single thread to spill hate.

     

    only good thing so far (and I commend him for that): he stopped spamming how he wants to be killed, isnt worth living, etc. Thumbs up Schruteman!

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  • dapperdog's Avatar Dragon Scholar 1320 2343 Posts Joined 07/29/2019
    Posted 1 week, 2 days ago

    Turn 1, coin incanter's flow, emote

    turn 2, incanter's flow, emote

    turn 3, destroy my board

    turn 4, arcane intellect, primal studies, destroy one minion, spring water, play minion, destroy my board, spring water, apexis blast.

    Fucking hell. And I'm supposed to be the one pushing for tempo against this crap.

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 740 488 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 week, 2 days ago

    Good God, can the devs just nuke Paladin to the ground? Raze every single one of its freaking tools. It's been dominant for FAR too long. BURN IT TO THE GROUND

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82

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  • sule's Avatar Content Squad Mankrik's Wife 505 298 Posts Joined 08/21/2019
    Posted 1 week, 2 days ago

    Board state is thus: Opponent (of course it's paladin, is there any other class?) has two big Kazakus golems and a 3/4. I have a Kazakus and a big Kazakus golem with lifesteal. Opponent has had Steed secret up for most of the game; I've been very patiently playing around it and it's worked out well so far. The only other secret played this game has been an Oh My Yogg! Last turn, my opponent played a Secret. To play around Oh My Yogg! (because of course I have to play around a second copy), I target my big lifesteal with Psyche Split (What's the worst that can happen? I think). Well, the second Oh My Yogg! turns Psyche Split into Malevolent Strike, which (you guessed it) targets my big lifesteal instead of any of the other minions on board.

    Related: Can anyone confirm whether Oh My Yogg! picks new targets for spells? I swear I've played other targeting spells that had their targets change post-Yogg (and often to my detriment).

    I have spoken.

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 318 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 week, 2 days ago
    Quote From sule

    Board state is thus: Opponent (of course it's paladin, is there any other class?) has two big Kazakus golems and a 3/4. I have a Kazakus and a big Kazakus golem with lifesteal. Opponent has had Steed secret up for most of the game; I've been very patiently playing around it and it's worked out well so far. The only other secret played this game has been an Oh My Yogg! Last turn, my opponent played a Secret. To play around Oh My Yogg! (because of course I have to play around a second copy), I target my big lifesteal with Psyche Split (What's the worst that can happen? I think). Well, the second Oh My Yogg! turns Psyche Split into Malevolent Strike, which (you guessed it) targets my big lifesteal instead of any of the other minions on board.

    Related: Can anyone confirm whether Oh My Yogg! picks new targets for spells? I swear I've played other targeting spells that had their targets change post-Yogg (and often to my detriment).

    It is indeed supposed to be random. never seen it fuck my opponent over for a change thoug

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  • RangDipkin's Avatar Rexxar 305 112 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 1 week, 1 day ago

    Just another case of Mage rage...

    My goal has been to get to Diamond 10 with a meme Control Hunter (deck in signature) and Mage is obviously a rough match-up.

    I'm at Platinum 4 after a losing streak and queue into a Mage who doesn't get the nut draw so I actually have a chance.  I have him on the ropes at 6 HP with no board while I have 16 HP, mankrik's wife with 5 health left, a 1/1, and two 5/5 golems with Lifesteal.

    He plays the hail mary Solarian Prime and the first 4 spells are just some minor board damage and a secret, but the last one is Potion of Illusion which allows him to play another Solarian Prime with his 1 leftover mana crystal.  Naturally, the second Prime casts Refreshing Spring Water as well as another copy of Potion of Illusion which allows him to play two more copies of the Prime card and a whole bunch of bullshit ensues.

    At the end of it all I'm left with a 3/5 on board and he's still at 6 HP so I figure I got a chance so long as one of his 3 randomly generated secrets isn't Ice Barrier.  I push face and luck out as there's no barrier and he's down to 3 HP.  I still have 2 copies of Quick Shot in my deck as well as Tracking and Barak Kodobane in hand.  However, my hopes are for naught as both fail to find Quick Shot and I lose to a Mask of C'Thun the next turn...fucking Mage man...fucking Mage.

    Update:  After purging my salt here I went on a 3-game win streak and got to D10...thank you lucky salt thread, thank you!

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 week, 1 day ago

    mark of the lotus is such a stupid fucking card, why are you allowed to win the game just by playing 1 mana

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 405 318 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 week, 1 day ago

    Mages always so skillfuly topdeck devoling missiles. 

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 week, 1 day ago

    MY OPPONENT IS A FUCKING LUCKER AND I HATE IT

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 490 631 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 week, 1 day ago

    Deathwing

    Battlecry: your opponent draws Hex

    This ain't no place for a hero

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