Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • Bluelights's Avatar
    425 395 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Love watching rogues takes their entire fucking turn to play their smooth brain million cards and rope

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  • Fedrion's Avatar
    Zombie 1625 733 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    FUCK aggro.

    Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar
    1680 1834 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 1 year ago
    Quote From YourPrivateNightmare

    Paladin players need to be fucking *edited* like the *edited* they are.

    If this shit class isn't gutted within the next patch I'll rope emote spam every single one of those wastes of oxygen until they uninstall.

    I know this is the salt thread, but the first paragraph crossed the line imho. Please be so kind and edit or delete that. 

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • YourPrivateNightmare's Avatar
    Skeleton 1865 3979 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 year ago
    Quote From anchorm4n
    Quote From YourPrivateNightmare

    Paladin players need to be fucking gassed like the subhuman degenerates they are.

    If this shit class isn't gutted within the next patch I'll rope emote spam every single one of those wastes of oxygen until they uninstall.

    I know this is the salt thread, but the first paragraph crossed the line imho. Please be so kind and edit or delete that. 

    done

    I tried having fun once.

    It was awful.

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar
    1680 1834 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Thank you. I've edited my quote as well, since that doesn't happen automatically when you change the original. I hope we're cool, I didn't want to offend you and asking for an edit seemed worth a try instead of straight out reporting the post.

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar
    Mankrik's Wife 330 45 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 year ago

    at this point, I just want to commend Kaladin for not wanting to die all the time, or being killed all the time anymore, and instead just losing 99% to his opponents' topdecks.

    we have come so far! :) thank you, Schrutebucks.

     

    On Topic: Can someone please make paladin secrets make them eat about 10 fking dmg whenever they draw one with their shitty sword? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

     

    edit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 575 790 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year ago
    Quote From CuddlyCactus

    at this point, I just want to commend Kaladin for not wanting to die all the time, or being killed all the time anymore, and instead just losing 99% to his opponents' topdecks.

    we have come so far! :) thank you, Schrutebucks.

     

    There’s really no reason to be an ass you know. Can we do something about these harassment posts

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • aposteljoe's Avatar
    COMMENT_COUNT_600_HS 1150 621 Posts Joined 06/18/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Is this your personal diary? Or are you permanently salty? If so I'd recommend to take a break. The game seems not fun and causes just anger. Why are you playing it?

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  • CuddlyCactus's Avatar
    Mankrik's Wife 330 45 Posts Joined 10/04/2020
    Posted 1 year ago

    yeah, Schrutebucks (Kaladin) uses every single thread to spill hate.

     

    only good thing so far (and I commend him for that): he stopped spamming how he wants to be killed, isnt worth living, etc. Thumbs up Schruteman!

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  • dapperdog's Avatar
    Dragon Scholar 1600 3901 Posts Joined 07/29/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Turn 1, coin incanter's flow, emote

    turn 2, incanter's flow, emote

    turn 3, destroy my board

    turn 4, arcane intellect, primal studies, destroy one minion, spring water, play minion, destroy my board, spring water, apexis blast.

    Fucking hell. And I'm supposed to be the one pushing for tempo against this crap.

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar
    Ice Rager 835 630 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Good God, can the devs just nuke Paladin to the ground? Raze every single one of its freaking tools. It's been dominant for FAR too long. BURN IT TO THE GROUND

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  • sule's Avatar
    Content Squad Space Dargon 675 598 Posts Joined 08/21/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Board state is thus: Opponent (of course it's paladin, is there any other class?) has two big Kazakus golems and a 3/4. I have a Kazakus and a big Kazakus golem with lifesteal. Opponent has had Steed secret up for most of the game; I've been very patiently playing around it and it's worked out well so far. The only other secret played this game has been an Oh My Yogg! Last turn, my opponent played a Secret. To play around Oh My Yogg! (because of course I have to play around a second copy), I target my big lifesteal with Psyche Split (What's the worst that can happen? I think). Well, the second Oh My Yogg! turns Psyche Split into Malevolent Strike, which (you guessed it) targets my big lifesteal instead of any of the other minions on board.

    Related: Can anyone confirm whether Oh My Yogg! picks new targets for spells? I swear I've played other targeting spells that had their targets change post-Yogg (and often to my detriment).

    I have spoken.

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  • Bluelights's Avatar
    425 395 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year ago
    Quote From sule

    Board state is thus: Opponent (of course it's paladin, is there any other class?) has two big Kazakus golems and a 3/4. I have a Kazakus and a big Kazakus golem with lifesteal. Opponent has had Steed secret up for most of the game; I've been very patiently playing around it and it's worked out well so far. The only other secret played this game has been an Oh My Yogg! Last turn, my opponent played a Secret. To play around Oh My Yogg! (because of course I have to play around a second copy), I target my big lifesteal with Psyche Split (What's the worst that can happen? I think). Well, the second Oh My Yogg! turns Psyche Split into Malevolent Strike, which (you guessed it) targets my big lifesteal instead of any of the other minions on board.

    Related: Can anyone confirm whether Oh My Yogg! picks new targets for spells? I swear I've played other targeting spells that had their targets change post-Yogg (and often to my detriment).

    It is indeed supposed to be random. never seen it fuck my opponent over for a change thoug

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  • RangDipkin's Avatar
    Rexxar 345 140 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Just another case of Mage rage...

    My goal has been to get to Diamond 10 with a meme Control Hunter (deck in signature) and Mage is obviously a rough match-up.

    I'm at Platinum 4 after a losing streak and queue into a Mage who doesn't get the nut draw so I actually have a chance.  I have him on the ropes at 6 HP with no board while I have 16 HP, mankrik's wife with 5 health left, a 1/1, and two 5/5 golems with Lifesteal.

    He plays the hail mary Solarian Prime and the first 4 spells are just some minor board damage and a secret, but the last one is Potion of Illusion which allows him to play another Solarian Prime with his 1 leftover mana crystal.  Naturally, the second Prime casts Refreshing Spring Water as well as another copy of Potion of Illusion which allows him to play two more copies of the Prime card and a whole bunch of bullshit ensues.

    At the end of it all I'm left with a 3/5 on board and he's still at 6 HP so I figure I got a chance so long as one of his 3 randomly generated secrets isn't Ice Barrier.  I push face and luck out as there's no barrier and he's down to 3 HP.  I still have 2 copies of Quick Shot in my deck as well as Tracking and Barak Kodobane in hand.  However, my hopes are for naught as both fail to find Quick Shot and I lose to a Mask of C'Thun the next turn...fucking Mage man...fucking Mage.

    Update:  After purging my salt here I went on a 3-game win streak and got to D10...thank you lucky salt thread, thank you!

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 575 790 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    mark of the lotus is such a stupid fucking card, why are you allowed to win the game just by playing 1 mana

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Bluelights's Avatar
    425 395 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Mages always so skillfuly topdeck devoling missiles. 

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 575 790 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    MY OPPONENT IS A FUCKING LUCKER AND I HATE IT

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 575 790 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Deathwing

    Battlecry: your opponent draws Hex

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 575 790 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Optimistic Ogre misses Samuro. Whatever, its his only minion anyway who cares. I am winning on the board like crazy anyway

    Shifty Sophmore into Shadowstep perfectly into a Cold Blood that clears my board

    Yeah I'm going to go and take a break for a while. Fuck this.

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Bluelights's Avatar
    425 395 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year ago

    Spell mages always having ice barrier from ring toss, always having the perfect devolving missiles, 283012938912 removal which they just so happen to draw into every single time. Getting overstatted crap from apexis blast. Just so tired of this deck. Give me paladin all day, atleast it doesn´t feel like they rng clownfiesta you while drawing and playing 89018293210 cards a turn. 

     

    Edit: Why do rogues always feel the need to rope????? oh right because they play a milion fucking cards a turn.

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