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  • Tetsuo's Avatar Ice Rager 745 539 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    I hate Paladin so goddamn much right now. Every deck I want to play still dies to all of its stupid archetypes. Makes me want to kick the devs in their stupid little faces. Why won't the class just die??? 

    Legend: Season 74, 77, 80, 81, 82, 86, 88

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  • ElSabidon's Avatar Salty Dog 715 590 Posts Joined 06/07/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
    Quote From kaladin

    edit: why does it not count as playing a game if you concede on turn 6?

    "Similar to the Friendly Feud event, conceding requires the conceding player to have 15 HP or below, or both players have passed 10 turns or more; otherwise, the rewards will not be granted." from https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Quest#Daily_quests

    Rating cards on coolness factor rather than predicting power because I like screwing up rating averages (and because I suck at predicting real power levels, but we'll ignore that LUL)
    Wins per class (1/6/21): Demon Hunter - 154; Druid - 904Hunter - 902; Mage - 995; Paladin - 1046; Priest - 684; Rogue - 935; Shaman - 963; Warlock - 786; Warrior - 785

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  • sule's Avatar Content Squad Mailbox Dancer 515 304 Posts Joined 08/21/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    Why is Oh My Yogg! allowed to exist in its current form? Why couldn't Blizzard change it to something like, "After your opponent casts a spell, cast a random one of the same Cost," or "When you cast this from your deck, Terry Crews comes to your house and punches you in the solar plexus."? Blizzard, here's some feedback: Getting my spells "countered" as early as turn 2 is not fun. I would also like to take part in playing this game you call "Hearthstone," and I can't do that if I'm getting my spells turned into useless junk.

    Also, giving their weapon 1 less Durability doesn't change the fact that starting on turn 2 they get free tempo from either Avenge (free stats! whee!), Galloping Savior (free stats! whee!), or Oh My Yogg! (free Counterspell! whee!), not to mention that their opponent has to play around ALL of those secrets while the Paladin continues to develop onto the board. You essentially have two choices: you can play on pins and needles and fall behind on the board, or you can guess which Secret it is....and still fall behind on board if you're wrong.

    P.S. - Can we talk about how everyone knew Paladin was the best class pre-patch, and the only changes Blizzard made to it were to nerf Crabrider, a neutral that saw play in more than just Paladin decks, and to "nerf" First Day of School by making it slightly worse on turn 1 or 2 but waaaaaaaaaay better after that? The reasoning behind the changes make sense, but for those to be the ONLY changes to the most powerful class in the game are pretty annoying. Unless the mini-set has a neutral minion with: "Battlecry: Deal 10 damage to your opponent for every Secret they've triggered this game," I don't see how it can bring about significant change to the power level of Paladin.

    I have spoken.

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  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    need a deck to beat tempo priest

     

    spell mage is actual trash.

    why the fuck did blizzard give paladins counterspell

    with the way 'play a game is counted' its actually really hard to play a single fucking game.  you have to wait for your opponent to do their stupid bullshit instead of conceding games that are clearly lost. 

    fuck you blizzard.

    edit: been playing for around 40 minutes, played 5 or 6 games, blizzard counts one of them. fuck you blizzard.

    worst community ever

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 515 700 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    Playing Arena.

    Opponent has an Arcane Luminary on board and another 6/4.

    I rush into the 6/4 because his hand is empty

    Topdeck Arcane Orb into disgusting Evocation RNG

    yeah, fuck that

     

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 515 700 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT PALADIN?

    PLAY CARDS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    PLAY SPELLS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    ATTACK WITH YOUR MINIONS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    LEAVE EVEN 1 MINION ALIVE AND YOU STILL GET FUCKED

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
    Quote From PopeNeia

    HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT PALADIN?

    PLAY CARDS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    PLAY SPELLS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    ATTACK WITH YOUR MINIONS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    LEAVE EVEN 1 MINION ALIVE AND YOU STILL GET FUCKED

    Silence, 0-cost spells, hard removal, Lifesteal, and then concede because even that's not enough.

    worst community ever

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  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    turn 8 solitaire otk.......

     

    edit: I see.  If it wasn't obvious to everyone else yet, just look at how my posts get downvoted vs how everyone else gets upvoted, for the same shit.

    worst community ever

    -5
  • Whodatninja's Avatar 110 16 Posts Joined 09/16/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    Win streak ended thanks to getting dumped by battle.net. Shit.

    WARING THIS GAME IS A WAST OF TIME & 100% RIGGED

    -markcooper

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  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    20 minutes of perfect flawless play but doesnt matter one bit because i didnt draw reno in my first 22 cards.

    worst community ever

    -3
  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    salty about hearthstone and posting about it

    worst community ever

    -5
  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    there exist way too many uninteractive solitaire decks

     your fun is wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

     

    the ONLY enjoyable heartshtone is ignoring the board and vomitting your entire hand in one otk.  you are WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG if you think otherwise.  unitsntall. deelete your entire life.  because you are WRONG.

    worst community ever

    -4
  • agentmcr's Avatar 340 28 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    OK, Raza priest getting Coldarra Drake from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza is not cool.

    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    things im not allowed to do:

    • draw my win condition in the first 25 cards
    • post salt in the salt thread on OOC

    why do you guys downvote me for posting salt here but upvote everyone else?

     

    edit: what do you know, ANOTHER loss because i didnt draw my win con in the first 20 cards.  entirely my fault for drawing poorly.  perfect play literally doesnt matter.

     

    i dont spam, i post salt in the salt thread, yet you all still downvote me. what the fuck is wrong with you

    cool cool cool coool opponent deleted around 2/3 of my deck.  i

    worst community ever

    -5
  • kaladin's Avatar 340 377 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    bye guys, this site is trash. mods dont remove harassment posts, and im accused of being a salt train. 

    worst community ever

    -5
  • PopeNeia's Avatar Darkmaster 515 700 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 months, 1 week ago

    I would rather fight 100 paladins in a row than fight a single druid. Scummy deck for a scummy class, what are you even supposed to do against it

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • GerritDeMan's Avatar Unicorn Reveler 510 257 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 2 months ago

    As if Riot's most recent balance update wasn't horrible enough, I now also continuously get absolutely fucked at the foundry encounter in lab of legends because they vomit out a full board of 1 cost bullshit on turn one next to their free professor von Yipp while even with their foundry I still draw like absolute shit (of course with about 30 cards and 10 mushrooms I drew 5 mushrooms within 3 draws).

    If there was one thing the foundry encounter did not need it was more highroll bullshit.

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  • Whodatninja's Avatar 110 16 Posts Joined 09/16/2019
    Posted 2 months ago

    Well fuck. Who needs to play well when you can just find double Incanter's, draw half your deck, drop double ring toss for 2 mana each, and cheap burn for days? Fuckin' deck pilots itself.

    WARING THIS GAME IS A WAST OF TIME & 100% RIGGED

    -markcooper

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  • sebomatikus's Avatar Face Collector 430 40 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 2 months ago



    Great new card, Blizzard.

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 420 374 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 2 months ago

    Who the hell thought 1 mana counterspell was a good idea

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