Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • Zwane's Avatar Wizard 310 423 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Well last night I lost almost every game I played, did not matter what deck I chose. Opponents were out-mechanizing me, top-farting shenanigans like Leeroy's, destroying my 6 mountain-giant board with a huntard top-decked poisonous-hit-all-for-one-dmg combo, doing 23 dmg at the last possible moment with only Myra in hand and some insane rogue combo's and luck, getting the 5-mana combo with Khadgar and you are looking at 4 8-8's on turn 5, my Book of specters destroying my Pocket galaxy for two games in a row...cmon! What are the odds.

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  • Zwane's Avatar Wizard 310 423 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
    Quote From RandomGuy

    I have yet to play a warrior that didn't open Rover on 1, Weapon on 4, Dyno on 5.

    And Dr. boom on 7.

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  • RavenSunHS's Avatar Refreshment Vendor 865 1477 Posts Joined 03/27/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Not really salty, but i just wanted to share my new perversion:

    Reaching target rank floor in Wild (r5), and then enjoy conceding against ANY Priest i encounter, without even waiting for mulligan (because they are 90% Big Priest anyway).

    They might enjoy the free win, but they won't have the satisfaction of sh1tting all over the board with their broken cards. That's a tiny but meaningful satisfaction to me.

    And i lose nothing in the process (maybe 1 star, and the loading time, but i don't care). And i spare myself some real salt.

    Jeez...

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  • lelified's Avatar 30 1 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Was playing Burgle Rogue of all decks in wild, got called a skilless loser who plays cancer decks by a Shudderwock Shaman player. Sorry for wanting to have a tiny bit of fun in rank 5 haha

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  • Mgalekgolo's Avatar Pikachu 215 23 Posts Joined 05/31/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Why is it that people who top deck lethal before their about to die the turn after BM emote constantly.

    Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

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  • RandomGuy's Avatar 430 614 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
    Quote From Oggai

    Nothing gets under my skin like “Whoops!”... well what can I say... I did the best play available to survive one more turn. No need to laugh in my face that it didn’t work

    I will click Whoops a lot (it's the only emote I use). But it's always when I've made a misplay (like I can be overdrawn) or when I forget to click end turn and let the rope burn. Whoops! :(

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  • Oggai's Avatar 30 3 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    That is me. Say my game freezes and by the time I get back the rope is going, so I use it as a Sorry about that. Most of the when I see it used is Whoops nothing you did just now mattered, because I had an answer for it. My magic will tear you apart, because the win was mine all along. I really like Nature’s blessing upon you. I find it a nice emote even if they use it at the end. Good luck next game

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  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 890 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    When you get the 5-win 100G quest on your b-day, only to go 2-10 on your matches for the day...

    Thanks RNG for giving me terrible match-ups and my opponents the exact answer they need every damn time. 

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  • SamHobbs494's Avatar Scrambled Eggs 385 244 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Damn Khadgar ruining my perfect Paladin run just because I didn't get to my free Call the Bells in time. His "RnG" is bonkers and mine is shite every time but they claim that they cannot influence such things. Buuuuullshit



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  • Cleef2's Avatar HearthStationeer 305 167 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Wow the odds of a pogo rogue who got lethal by being able to give his pogo windfury because of random discover, while next turn I would stabilize ...

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  • Horus's Avatar Mankrik's Wife 2020 2141 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Just got crushed by Heroic Kadghar for the 5th time ... Couldn't draw any of my good cards, no removal or any of the treasure in 15+ turns ?!
    I love the adventure and overall really appreciate the Heist, but for fox sake, you need a full astral alignment to make it trough : good starting passif, good treasure choices, good card packages, great follow-up passif, luck at the tavern encounter and a perfect draw during the last 4 boss ...
    How many layers of RNG can there be?

    Struggle with Heroic Galakrond's Awakening? I got your back : 

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  • tony's Avatar Banned 175 130 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    WOW. I'm all like, "I've had a long day, I think I'll have a glass of wine and play with some experimental decks in Casual mode." That was a HUGE disappointment. I basically wanted to try some crazy deck lists I've seen plus try a few of my own things. I was dead before I could figure anything out or develop anything! I think Casual mode needs to be renamed "Sudden Death Mode" LOL. I'm not really feeling salty, but I guess I'm whining.

    So, I've had a long day, I think I'll have a glass of wine and play a relaxing game of Ranked Hearthstone.

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  • Daowen's Avatar 440 191 Posts Joined 03/19/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    hunters!!!! grrrrr
    Murloc shammies

    F*** them

    I'm not online       cat          it's just your imagination

     

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  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 890 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    5-20 in the past 3 days. My win rate has to go back to normal now, right?

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  • Cleef2's Avatar HearthStationeer 305 167 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Why does it seems the zayle deck I get is always the crappiest deck (priest) 7 out of 10 times :-(

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  • EndlessTides's Avatar Funnel Cakes 365 232 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Anyone that plays Coldlight Oracle Fatigue Rogue deserves a special place in Hell. If I'm playing anything other than a Hyper Aggro Deck and I see that sucker drop on Turn 2 followed by Shadowstep i concede instantly.

     Because sitting there whilst I helplessly watch my Cards burn with every "Mrggl Mrgl Mrgl!" is not my idea of a good time. 

    Cocked, locked and ready to rock... 

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  • Bluelights's Avatar 400 295 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Man I hate Mass Hysteria, I always seem to get the worst possible outcome out of it. Wether I play it or my opponent.

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  • Cleef2's Avatar HearthStationeer 305 167 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Man I hate lucky pogo rogues. I play zalay (ofc got silence priest, again) got the rogue down to 3 hp and than he casts 4 vanishes. Every time I can put lethal on the board. Than ofcourse his pogo's are huge and he topdecks zilliax. He heals for 20. Me #ragequite 

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  • Bersak's Avatar Partygoer 565 365 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    Man i hate my life! I played easily 5h heroic chapter 5 today and i got fucked by rng wayyyy to often! The worst part is, that a single run takes so fucking long........ just to be stomped by vargoth, kalec or kadgar after an hour of play.

    I still like the content though, but it‘s just enough frustration for now

    Winner winner chicken dinner

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  • DontDirtyMyRat's Avatar 30 2 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 10 months ago

    I cannot beat Dalaran level 5 at all. If I don't lose to that idiot with all the secrets at number 9, I get screwed over against Khadgar at 12.

    I've barely played ranked this month because of trying to complete it, and every time I have a deck I think is great because I'm destroying everything in my path, I draw terribly in match 9 and end up getting destroyed myself. 

    Anyone got any tips?

     

    Bare in mind I'm a pretty casual player so I've hardly unlocked any extra decks or powers  except with Mage and Shaman. 

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