Patches the Pirate

Patches the Pirate Card Image

Card Stats


Card Text

After you play a Pirate, summon this minion from your deck.


Flavor Text

What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"


Patches the Pirate Sounds

Play VO_CFM_637_Male_Beholder_Attack_01

Play Pirate_Play_Stinger_2

Play FloatingWatcher_Play_Underlay

Attack VO_CFM_637_Male_Beholder_Attack_02

Attack FloatingWatcher_Attack_Underlay

Death VO_CFM_637_Male_Beholder_Death_01

Death FloatingWatcher_Death_Underlay


Related Cards

Pirate Costume

Game Accessories

Mercenaries Mercenaries Mercenaries Outlaws Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates

Card Balance and Changes

Patch Change
Patches Nerf

No longer has Charge.

Comments

  • Alfi's Avatar Devoted Academic 1725 1303 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 4 months ago

    Most broken card. Ever.

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  • L1feStyle's Avatar Nightfall 470 14 Posts Joined 07/27/2019
    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Still good after the nerf

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  • EpicPickle's Avatar Sparklepony 810 301 Posts Joined 06/02/2020
    Posted 2 years, 2 months ago

    I (almost) regret disenchanting this guy when he was nerfed. I think I will regret it if he ever gets a reversion.

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  • HyperOrange's Avatar 860 65 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 2 years, 3 months ago

    I'm in [Redacted] now!

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    • Riffraff's Avatar 755 361 Posts Joined 04/30/2020
      Posted 2 years, 2 months ago

      Hilarious! I wonder if they'll ever un-nerf Patches? I hope so.

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  • Hydralisk's Avatar Mountain 540 355 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 2 years, 5 months ago

    Un-nerf please. Not even close to broken compared to other things happening in wild.

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  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 890 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 5 months ago

    Who's in charge now bitch!

    Still a good card in some decks though, that's just how powerful a free body on the board is. 

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  • h0lysatan's Avatar Zombie 1060 762 Posts Joined 12/03/2019
    Posted 2 years, 6 months ago

    I guess I've been charging "out" a lot. I need some patches.

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  • neonangel's Avatar 465 278 Posts Joined 10/23/2018
    Posted 2 years, 6 months ago

    He's...not in charge.

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  • doingtheobvious's Avatar 1155 816 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 2 years, 7 months ago

    I have never seen a 1 mana 1/1 dominate and change the meta for as long as this did.

    Then he has Charge removed and the prince goes back to being a pauper, go figure.

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  • LordNelson's Avatar 370 36 Posts Joined 06/22/2019
    Posted 2 years, 7 months ago

    I never knew him when he was in charge... Sad.

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  • Thomback's Avatar 185 61 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 2 years, 8 months ago

    Who's in charge now?

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  • og0's Avatar Red Riding Hood 1570 1062 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 2 years, 8 months ago

    Yarr :P

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  • Shosupply's Avatar Soulgorger 740 215 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 3 years ago

    Poor Patches no longer in charge.....

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