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Patches the Pirate

Patches the Pirate Card Image

Card Stats

Card Text

After you play a Pirate,summon this minionfrom your deck.

Flavor Text

What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"

Related Cards

Pirate Costume

Game Accessories

Mercenaries Mercenaries Mercenaries Outlaws Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates

Card Balance and Changes

Patch Change
Patches Nerf

No longer has Charge.


  • EpicPickle's Avatar The Cake Is A Lie 140 39 Posts Joined 06/02/2020
    Posted 4 weeks, 1 day ago

    I (almost) regret disenchanting this guy when he was nerfed. I think I will regret it if he ever gets a reversion.

  • HyperOrange's Avatar Design Finalist 365 59 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    I'm in [Redacted] now!

    • Riffraff's Avatar Noisemaker 245 47 Posts Joined 04/30/2020
      Posted 1 month ago

      Hilarious! I wonder if they'll ever un-nerf Patches? I hope so.

  • Hydralisk's Avatar Mountain 455 349 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 4 months, 1 week ago

    Un-nerf please. Not even close to broken compared to other things happening in wild.

  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 815 1235 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 4 months, 2 weeks ago

    Who's in charge now bitch!

    Still a good card in some decks though, that's just how powerful a free body on the board is. 

  • h0lysatan's Avatar Heartbreaker 350 163 Posts Joined 12/03/2019
    Posted 4 months, 4 weeks ago

    I guess I've been charging "out" a lot. I need some patches.

  • neonangel's Avatar Community Manager 330 267 Posts Joined 10/23/2018
    Posted 5 months ago

    He's...not in charge.

  • doingtheobvious's Avatar 365 297 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 6 months ago

    I have never seen a 1 mana 1/1 dominate and change the meta for as long as this did.

    Then he has Charge removed and the prince goes back to being a pauper, go figure.

  • LordNelson's Avatar Explorer of Dragons 195 8 Posts Joined 06/22/2019
    Posted 6 months, 2 weeks ago

    I never knew him when he was in charge... Sad.

  • Thomback's Avatar 145 61 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 7 months ago

    Who's in charge now?

  • og0's Avatar HearthStationeer 610 664 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 7 months ago

    Yarr :P

  • Shosupply's Avatar 390 168 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 11 months, 2 weeks ago

    Poor Patches no longer in charge.....


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