Patches the Pirate

Patches the Pirate Card Image

Card Stats


Card Text

After you play a Pirate, summon this minion from your deck.


Flavor Text

What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"


Related Cards

Pirate Costume

Game Accessories

Mercenaries Mercenaries Mercenaries Outlaws Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates

Card Balance and Changes

Patch Change
Patches Nerf

No longer has Charge.

Comments

  • Alfi's Avatar Devoted Academic 1520 1088 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 4 months ago

    Most broken card. Ever.

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  • L1feStyle's Avatar Nightfall 470 14 Posts Joined 07/27/2019
    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Still good after the nerf

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  • EpicPickle's Avatar Sparklepony 810 301 Posts Joined 06/02/2020
    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I (almost) regret disenchanting this guy when he was nerfed. I think I will regret it if he ever gets a reversion.

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  • HyperOrange's Avatar 850 65 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

    I'm in [Redacted] now!

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    • Riffraff's Avatar 715 292 Posts Joined 04/30/2020
      Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

      Hilarious! I wonder if they'll ever un-nerf Patches? I hope so.

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  • Hydralisk's Avatar Mountain 530 354 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 year, 5 months ago

    Un-nerf please. Not even close to broken compared to other things happening in wild.

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  • Xarkkal's Avatar Servant of Illidan 890 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 5 months ago

    Who's in charge now bitch!

    Still a good card in some decks though, that's just how powerful a free body on the board is. 

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  • h0lysatan's Avatar Academy Sleuth 750 522 Posts Joined 12/03/2019
    Posted 1 year, 5 months ago

    I guess I've been charging "out" a lot. I need some patches.

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  • neonangel's Avatar 455 276 Posts Joined 10/23/2018
    Posted 1 year, 5 months ago

    He's...not in charge.

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  • doingtheobvious's Avatar Child of the Night 910 452 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 1 year, 6 months ago

    I have never seen a 1 mana 1/1 dominate and change the meta for as long as this did.

    Then he has Charge removed and the prince goes back to being a pauper, go figure.

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  • LordNelson's Avatar 370 35 Posts Joined 06/22/2019
    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago

    I never knew him when he was in charge... Sad.

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  • Thomback's Avatar 185 61 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago

    Who's in charge now?

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  • og0's Avatar 1430 1002 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago

    Yarr :P

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  • Shosupply's Avatar Soulgorger 690 214 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    Poor Patches no longer in charge.....

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