Saviours of Uldum "RnG" is fucking abusive and is at this point detrimental to my mental health and personal belongings.
How the fuck are you supposed beat this shit when every time you come close something like this happens,
no cards, no board, top decks crackle twice in a row and hits for 6 twice, anything less and I win but nooooo. I'm not aloud, after all these years this horse shit still wants to arse fuck me everytime I try.
Wasn't even the boss, just some random fuck knuckle who swaps minions around every fucking turn, for free, automatically.
Very next run, bullshit random attacks at the end of turn one, 1/4 chance to hit face for 2 damage preventing me from a win, of course that lands. My 50/50's all go the worst way possible but sure let his 1 in 4's go perfect 7 times in a row, cheers cunts.
Like I get you want it to be some sort of challenge but guess what. The unfeeling, unknowing AI doesn't care if it loses time and time again to content it paid real life money for just to be abused by RnG and unable to even complete it, for years on end.
Humans fucking well do and this one is ready to destroy thousands of pounds worth of belongings because witnessing the odds go against you time and fucking time and fucking time again is just beyond fucking comprehension.
Give me a refund for this impossible shit or make it actually, you know, winnable. Do something but it's current form is just fucking disgusting.
Fucking jokers. I hope the cunt who designed this gets dragged over glass balls first then thrown into a muddy piranha pond.
Why make it this "hard"? How the fuck does it benefit you to actively refuse me winning in a single player "story" that I am supposed to give a single toss about at this point.
RnG my arse this shit is more rigged than an election.
Blizz* Do you know what would be fun for the players in the new adventure? A completely wank rouge/hunter hybrid with anti synergy vs the most perfect drawing set of DH's we ever made
*RnG* my fucking arse this shit is rigged against me in every possible way and I am supposed to find that fun and enjoyable content am I.
Go fuck yourselves you cunts you clearly have no idea and now the old team has left you are all sitting around scratching your nuts wondering why this game is getting worse.
This is the most degenerate meta I have ever seen in 5 years. T1 decks are just fucking obsurd and generate broken stuff into broken stuff over and over and no amount of good play or strategy from a lesser deck can out value it or play around random generations. Even playing with them is unfun, just going through the motions until you or your opponent gets their broken shit off.
Not even sure I want to play anymore if this is the direction they want to go in. Casino mage is all the devs can think to do with an amazing class, mana cheating is still rife even though everyone hates it, "DD spells" don't count as attacks for fuck knows what reason. Highlander stuff running around generating more copies of cards than a regular deck can.
What the fuck are they doing?
I can't be the only one but I know this will get downvoted the shit out of.
1 mana Mogu Fleshshaper into Mutate. Twice in a row! Gets Deathwing and Colossus out of them. On turn 6
Can we stop pretending that this is not a fucking issue please. You play Mogu at 1 you a get a fucking 2 drop, simple, how is even remotely sensible for it to be a 10 drop at that point
Fucking cunt designers obviously circle jerk over how far they can push this shit before we want to shoot them. (That is now by the way, or when Mogu and Mutate were aloud to be in same rotation).
Not to mention all the Galakrond shit and free rush minions coming from his arsehole every turn and scoring taunt totems nearly every turn too.
Mother fucker just got way too lucky on every single roll he had.
Sea Giant needs to join his brothers in the pit of hell that is HoF and this mana cheating shit needs to stop and be fixed.
Every deck I play in ladder just meets the counter, change to counter the counter and woe and bettied no more of those decks and ones that counter my new deck instead.
Matchmaking isn't rigged though. Everything is fine.
Seriously, even on the last day of the month. Can't you just turn this "hidden" feature off for the last few days of the month
Daily's only for me until something actually gets nerfed properly. We used to complain that they nuked cards when nerfing but now look what we have, some cards have been "soft nerfed" up to 3 times and are still competitive. Fuck that shit, just nuke it and admit it was dumb to think it was fair at all.
*Opponent* Draws perfect opening hand, plays optimum cards for first 5 turns, draws like a fucking god, gets perfect RnG.
*Me* Draws nothing below 6 mana for opening hand, can barely play anything for first 5 turns, draws like I shat in Mike Donais cereal, gets worst RnG possible.
Seriously WTF did I do to whom to deserve this crap on a daily fucking basis.
Can I stop being the person every single mother fucker gets their perfect game against.
Ranked, Casual, Wild, fucking Arena. Doesn't matter what I try and play the game just fucks me.
I'm just fucking sick of it at this point.
It's not a very pleasant experience to see every deck I play against perform to their S tier potential and when I try with the exact same deck I get C- at best and my new opponent does the exact same thing with a different deck. Rinse and repeat.
Can I just get some good draws and a decent opening hand once in every 10 games please.
I legit think my account has some sort of mark on it that just allows this shit to happen constantly, not like this is a new thing for me but it is more prevalent than ever right now.
Siamat
Octosari
Colossus of the Moon
Kronx Dragonhoof
Keli'dan the Breaker
Lord Barov
Soulciologist Malicia
Barak Kodobane
Bru'kan
Neeru Fireblade
Kargal Battlescar (This one is obvious lol)
Also I don't know how to make them actually golden, if someone tells me I will make them all shiny.
Saviours of Uldum "RnG" is fucking abusive and is at this point detrimental to my mental health and personal belongings.
How the fuck are you supposed beat this shit when every time you come close something like this happens,
no cards, no board, top decks crackle twice in a row and hits for 6 twice, anything less and I win but nooooo. I'm not aloud, after all these years this horse shit still wants to arse fuck me everytime I try.
Wasn't even the boss, just some random fuck knuckle who swaps minions around every fucking turn, for free, automatically.
Very next run, bullshit random attacks at the end of turn one, 1/4 chance to hit face for 2 damage preventing me from a win, of course that lands. My 50/50's all go the worst way possible but sure let his 1 in 4's go perfect 7 times in a row, cheers cunts.
Like I get you want it to be some sort of challenge but guess what. The unfeeling, unknowing AI doesn't care if it loses time and time again to content it paid real life money for just to be abused by RnG and unable to even complete it, for years on end.
Humans fucking well do and this one is ready to destroy thousands of pounds worth of belongings because witnessing the odds go against you time and fucking time and fucking time again is just beyond fucking comprehension.
Give me a refund for this impossible shit or make it actually, you know, winnable. Do something but it's current form is just fucking disgusting.
Fucking jokers. I hope the cunt who designed this gets dragged over glass balls first then thrown into a muddy piranha pond.
Why make it this "hard"? How the fuck does it benefit you to actively refuse me winning in a single player "story" that I am supposed to give a single toss about at this point.
RnG my arse this shit is more rigged than an election.
After a long break I have nobody to do this with so anyone who wants to play these quests with me hit me up.
My battltetag is SamHobbs494#2168
Graveyard mechanics are seriously needed if you wan priest to be res scum class.
I used to love priest class before this never ending respawning of one minion bs
Been having a break this expansion but this looks quite fun I must say.
Blizz* Do you know what would be fun for the players in the new adventure? A completely wank rouge/hunter hybrid with anti synergy vs the most perfect drawing set of DH's we ever made
*RnG* my fucking arse this shit is rigged against me in every possible way and I am supposed to find that fun and enjoyable content am I.
Go fuck yourselves you cunts you clearly have no idea and now the old team has left you are all sitting around scratching your nuts wondering why this game is getting worse.
Thanks for yet more broken good synergy vs jank wank in the new adventure.
You'll never guess which one the player gets. Ha
Why do you loves elves so much, you so racist /s
Seriously though, so many fucking elf heroes, are we not bored of them already ffs
This is the most degenerate meta I have ever seen in 5 years. T1 decks are just fucking obsurd and generate broken stuff into broken stuff over and over and no amount of good play or strategy from a lesser deck can out value it or play around random generations. Even playing with them is unfun, just going through the motions until you or your opponent gets their broken shit off.
Not even sure I want to play anymore if this is the direction they want to go in. Casino mage is all the devs can think to do with an amazing class, mana cheating is still rife even though everyone hates it, "DD spells" don't count as attacks for fuck knows what reason. Highlander stuff running around generating more copies of cards than a regular deck can.
What the fuck are they doing?
I can't be the only one but I know this will get downvoted the shit out of.
I have been kicked out at the end of games, win or lose. Have to re open the game.
Has happened a lot considering it used to be never.
Just played a Shaman who had literally doesn't know what paying the card cost actually means
Free Sea Giant's by turn 3/4
1 mana Mogu Fleshshaper into Mutate. Twice in a row! Gets Deathwing and Colossus out of them. On turn 6
Can we stop pretending that this is not a fucking issue please. You play Mogu at 1 you a get a fucking 2 drop, simple, how is even remotely sensible for it to be a 10 drop at that point
Fucking cunt designers obviously circle jerk over how far they can push this shit before we want to shoot them. (That is now by the way, or when Mogu and Mutate were aloud to be in same rotation).
Not to mention all the Galakrond shit and free rush minions coming from his arsehole every turn and scoring taunt totems nearly every turn too.
Mother fucker just got way too lucky on every single roll he had.
Sea Giant needs to join his brothers in the pit of hell that is HoF and this mana cheating shit needs to stop and be fixed.
Every deck I play in ladder just meets the counter, change to counter the counter and woe and bettied no more of those decks and ones that counter my new deck instead.
Matchmaking isn't rigged though. Everything is fine.
Seriously, even on the last day of the month. Can't you just turn this "hidden" feature off for the last few days of the month
Daily's only for me until something actually gets nerfed properly. We used to complain that they nuked cards when nerfing but now look what we have, some cards have been "soft nerfed" up to 3 times and are still competitive. Fuck that shit, just nuke it and admit it was dumb to think it was fair at all.
One for each will be cool or one collective card that is super awesome
There are like 5 take your pick
Next, Human dragon aspects
*Opponent* Draws perfect opening hand, plays optimum cards for first 5 turns, draws like a fucking god, gets perfect RnG.
*Me* Draws nothing below 6 mana for opening hand, can barely play anything for first 5 turns, draws like I shat in Mike Donais cereal, gets worst RnG possible.
Seriously WTF did I do to whom to deserve this crap on a daily fucking basis.
Lackeys are supposed to be worse than zephyrs right?
Then why does every single cunt lackey discover the perfect damn card every single fucking time.
Not to mention the fact that no one but me gets a "bad" lackey ever.
Fml, fuck RnG, fuck this shitty aggro dead by turn 5 meta
*That moment when you think DH will improve HS but actually just makes it worse than ever*
Blizz - 2020
I am going to look forward to hearing
"You face Jarraxxus, Eredar lord of the burning legion"
Again. Been too long my old buddy, welcome back to the game
Can I stop being the person every single mother fucker gets their perfect game against.
Ranked, Casual, Wild, fucking Arena. Doesn't matter what I try and play the game just fucks me.
I'm just fucking sick of it at this point.
It's not a very pleasant experience to see every deck I play against perform to their S tier potential and when I try with the exact same deck I get C- at best and my new opponent does the exact same thing with a different deck. Rinse and repeat.
Can I just get some good draws and a decent opening hand once in every 10 games please.
I legit think my account has some sort of mark on it that just allows this shit to happen constantly, not like this is a new thing for me but it is more prevalent than ever right now.