When a minion is created here, make it a Cultist and it gets ｢\1Demise\0: Your opponent loses 2 life｣. Flip a coin: it gets +1/‑1 if heads and ‑1/+1 if tails.
A glimpse of His prison changes us all in different ways, but to the same ends.
Scientifically, you remind yourself that the rust-like pattern of fractures on the Jovian moon's surface are simply mineral deposits in the ice.
Logically, if they appeared to move or pulse when observed, then there must be some distortion occurring in the almost five-hundred kilometers of atmosphere you were looking through.
Rationally, you simply haven't been getting enough sleep lately thanks to all these damn nightmares about drowning and learning to breathe water, and you are seriously off your coffee game if the only way to make it taste right is by adding salt instead of sugar.