See when I ate that illioi swain deck for breakfast with frostbit tribal

that was my victory not some one off

and it was your failure for the try hard build, the try hard playing, and the try hard net decking

but I didn't :)

Your memes are weak my friend soooo weak

Work on it I can teach u

That memes weak too

You gonna beat aggro with kitty cat?

Try to use your brain and think here are the meta decks heres what I have to beat

Not nifty is meming with sejuani transform let's counter that

Because that does fuck and all

Do you want your deck to be fuck and all?

I prefer my decks to beat good decks

Just saying

If you have the choice take your meme even further beyond garbage 

Break conventions do the unthinkable

Don't play yourself into a corner and then instantly delete your list

If you're deleting 10 decks a day you're failing 10 times a day

I dont know about you but I'd rather not fail at all

Like I said I'm not that different from Swim

Any deck can be competitive if you make it competitive

Frostbite into siren song 1 drop spam?

Sure that's why we main 1 brittle

Transform into timelines glhf with ping bird and sejauni

These game were lost by the opponent before they started because of the power of these memes

Wait did transform just beat Jax orn one of the best eternal decks in the game?

Why it sure did these memes ain't bad eh?

Or it could have been the timelines variant doesn't matter same deck

Wow the meme even beat the siren song 1 drop deck cuz you didn't draw siren song

Thems breaks my friend

Sometimes you don't draw the I win card

And then you lose

Not so easy winning on a meme eh Nora?

And Nora's the most ubiquitous and board spammy of the memes

If you can't win with her just give up

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Yodles

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Poros

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Transform

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Elites

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Ramp

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Frostbite

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Illoi

All of these memes, I can recommend because they were built to stand the test of time

They have been played on ladder, they have succeeded at one point or another

And they have transcended their memes to become more

Thats the difference between 1 off garbage and a good deck

Some of my try hard lists have gotten me.to masters, but ignoring those entirely and just focusing on the memes themselves

They are good enough, many went to diamond solo, and that's purely on meme power and good deck building

It's literally impossible to know if someone is running reckoning in a garbage fire deck

It is however very possible to dominate 3 games in a row with a well known archetype with the opponent knowing exactly what you're playing

The difference is competitive vs garbage

You could have built all 3 of those decks to win into that matchup but you didn't

So.instead you had to build an entirely new deck of garbage just to counter

Thats on you

On you for not building.your first 3 decks properly

On you for needing the counter

And on you for building a counter you can't play in other circumstances 

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Let's just take a moment to appreciate that while standard is a 1 drop spam garbage fire

Eternal is the bright light that shines the way

If poros can feel this strong after all my tweaking

What can't be competitive?

Ambush?

Bird lady?

Who knows

It takes a lot of games to figure out exactly the right balance for these archetypes

But I gotta say this deck is a 5/0 king right now

I took out pretty every meme card

Caught in the cold down to 1, it's fine it demands answers its proactive

Poro Smith on average isn't a great card for his mana cost not in this deck

Creating a shell that can sustain a card as expensive as porrialis is tricky

But I'm hoping that 3 three sister 3 harsh winds can get it done while we are usually okay on board early

Yeah just like for all the shit that everyone is giving Riot right now I try to remember that it's a standard problem

And standard isn't even a real format anyway

When one card like Siren song while overtunes can basically destroy every single deck and there's nothing they can do about it

At least in eternal you can jam braum on 4 get two bodies, play and inner beast or ping with spirits unleashed

Even a deck as uninteractive as freijord poros can feel interactive in eternal

But yeah in standard yah fucked

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Well even run harsh winds now so we don't lose to other memes

So flexible!

Well I pretty much dominated everything till someone got pissed and just jammed burn

Again run my list in eternal it got me to masters

Like I would be mad too I guess if someone took a 30% winrate deck and just started walking over everything I tried to do

Like wasn't I rocking a 14 health braum at one point?

How irritating was that lol?

I threw that game do hard lol

And you were playing so bad too

I guess I got complacent

Yeah you can see I dominated a handful of games with poros

Putting me at a possitive winrate

You flipped 1 big champ

....

Need a plan 2

Awww I had leveled sejunai on curve?

Can we drop that poro deck yet

Its so grossly inerior to mine?

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Feels really good now like a meme that can actually compete a little like all my decks and not just 1 off game

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It is a great meme by the way you should try it

Its another one of my not competitive but actually kind of competitive meme climbers

Aka the Nifty special 

Thats right I can kick your ass with yordle Tribal

I can

I can do that

Doesn't change stats or math or balance

Those are universal constants

Regardless of skill

As a master level eternal memer

And besides we are talking standard here

Where cards don't exist

Good you played a good deck

Now you played the wrong verson of the list

You should use one of mine

But whatever

You guys really are bad Jesus christ

Yeah so you're gonna meme with a raw 10 mana card

Yep seeeeeeems good

So good man

Run that non stop

Climb with it

Can't wait to see the stats rofl!

Like what is worse than 32% poros

What is worse than that

22% 10 mana elites?

Idk man go for it

Okay nevermind you guys are actually really bad at this game

So when I say that 1 drop spam is corrupting an entire format

Yaal meming with azir irelia in eternal

And all I have to so is a press like two buttons to win

I didn't mean poros lol Majins poro deck is awful

Run my braum list instead in eternal

I meant the garbage I spam strong 1 drops into siren song

Not the I' actually cool trying to run the new Champ deck

https://masteringruneterra.com/meta-stats/#!

Literally every deck in the format has dropped to 50% or below other than 1 drop spam siren song fizz

When playing siren song And spamming one drops has supplanted every single deck in a format

We might be in a catastrophic situation

Gg Riot gg

Remember Annie Jhin the face of aggro?

Meme tier

Siren song 1 drop spam?

Real shit

At this point I assume a nerf isn't happening because.....idk mass hallucinations...number blindness...facts denial....911 non believers....the moon landing was a lie?

I'll be honest I don't know why siren song wasn't made to only buff husks like yesterday it's literally an emergency lol

Like balance failure on a massive scale

Like nobody is gonna play at this rate

It's untenable

I dont want deep to be bad

I dont want it to be bad at all

It should be playable in standard and eternal

Not my fault it has a negative winrate 

Cuz 1 drop spam is the format definer

Just beg Riot for the nerf

And you won't need to hit exactly insta deep flip into treasure

You can play play your champions, you know like play the game?

Wouldn't that be nice?

Playing the game?

Right?

Nauta something the one with the suit?

The tree dude

The cards.with the gold border around them

You could play those!

And they wouldn't instantly be garbage

Because the only way to make deep work is to insta level a one in 100 hand state that is in no way to replicate on ladder consistently 

Dude I really dont care if you high roll your deep deck into my elites

Deep has the worst winrate in the game cuz its terrible

Do you think meming in casual one game means fuck or all?

Cuz it means fuck all

See what I did there?