oh no nifty

I'm gonna vi emote you

because you won with akshan ambush

it's not possible that you could ever win with that crap into aggro

why you so good with bad decks?

idk why can't you win with spider aggro?

it's literally spider aggro

its spider tribal

come on

sorry I got bored and zoned out

what were you doing again?

like I go against a million of these brews a day

you couldn't make bard work

you tried to copy me on nidalee and failed

you couldn't make undir work

I guess something there as supposed to be a discard deck

I just zoned out

any of these archetypes can be built well

any of them can be played well

instead it's just

meme or competivie

and nothing else in between

the reality is you should have won with undir

you should have won with bard

 and you should have won with copying me on transform

but you didn't

so when I say poro king can be made playable after siren song nerfs

I mean poro king can be made playable after siren song nerfs

it's not a maybe thing

it a sure thing

because I am the best brewer in LOR with bad arechetypes

hands down

wait Nifty how do I play this deck

why can't I just copy and paste your list and win

why won't it auto pilot broken shit for me?

that's cuz youre trash

anyways plz fix Riot

I'm getting tired of swatting these try hards like flies

just because they don't understand the value in underplayed archetypes

wow transform is the best deck in the game guys

cuz it beat Baaaaaard

holly fuck baaaaaard

omg top tier

nifty too strong

majin was right

game totally balanced

no....

plus it didn't help that your bard deck was balls

I could fix it for you

you're really bad at just value champs that need to level to do things

youre awful with those

wooow sure did a lot with your azir and bird lady there didn't you?

youre sure qualified to know what is and isn't new champ balance aren't you?

meanwhile you just got your ass kicked by transform

I know the underplayed archetypes

I know how to make the trash good again

youre just a filthy try hard

you need 1 champ, he already exists, and the game might as well be over for you

well don't make the rest of our lives miserable because of it

yeah you got mad and then you went meta

you see your anecdotal experiences

and mine don't mean anything

I can kick your ass up and down the pavement with the worst deck in the game

and it doesn't

it literalyl doesn't

and you can kick my ass up and down the pavement with all the try hard bullshit at your disposal

but guess what

math is math

500 is 500

and fixes need to happen

I don't see you running any of the new champs

I see a lot of sett

which was last expansion

don't you?

woooow transform just won 2 games

best deck in the game guys

balance doesn't matter

math doesn't matter

cuz anecdotal experiences are everything

all joking aside I've literally won a 100 games with that transform deck cuz I'm the  eternal king

I just don't feel like playing seriously when things are this busted

Oh wow I won 1 game with transform

gg shen emote

wooooooow

best deck in the game

I'm making a point that defies math and sense

transform best deck in the game

wooooow gg

ggggggggg

gggggggggggggg

no one gives fuck

read the math

read reddit

fix your game

500 people....500

does it need to be 5000

does it need to be 50000

does it need to be 500000

when does sense make sense?

when is math math?

you think I give a shit about us jacking each other off in casual que?

please go for it take my spunk all over your face

I need the release

oh wow you beat a vanilla yordle tribal deck with no spells

thats so indicitive of math

not like the deck has a massive negative winrate

and your version was terrible

but yeah gottyyyyyy

yes I will spend 10 mana on a thermo into a deny

cuz again nothing matters till the fixes happen

we are all just jerking each other off

fun times

like why bother trying to win when I don't have eternal ladder?

Riot insists on making me wait 3 months every season so I can climb

and standard is a mess

So I'm just gonna play what I want how I want till winning actually matters again

thats me doing my thing

you do yours

try harding like it means something

you guys are funny I mention elise and the next game is spider aggro

you know that I'm not trying to win right?

in casual que

I'm literally just fucking around till things get fixed?

you know that right?

youre not dumb?

you have a brain?

I promise I won't be mad if zoo or poro tribal becomes meta

I won't be mad if the new champions you released end up doing new champ things

I am mad that a random 4 mana common spell has defined an entire format

that I'm mad about

and I won't ever stop being mad about it till it gets fixed

just like 500 other people

So I think if you do all that

hard buff the 3 champs

hard nerf siren song and xolati

if you do that this set will be sucessful

as it stands it's a fucking train wreck

and 500 people agree even if they can't articulate their thoughts correctly

but I can

I feel that way about Nidalle and Poro king

I think they are awesome well designed cards in a game that is progressively less awesome and well designed

let's release diana a 2 mana champ that can challenge things with quick attack

that's really powerful though so lets straddle her with a nightfall condition

later on hey lets release samara she does everything that diana does but better in bilge water

and people are like wow Samara is the new standard for champ design

noooooooooo

Yes I got to masters with her because she straddles that line between busted and not busted (closer to the sweaty end)

but she is not "well designed" 

she is not interesting

she is not well themed

she is just the new elise

aka the biggest best value 2 mana champion that is essentially free

so I would much rather see Riot pull back on the power creep with the siren songs the 1 mana 10.10s the 7 mana 32/32s 

pull back on all that shit with the next patch

and buff the themed champs released for this set

make nidallee summon javelin on level up

lux does it for lazer and lux is waaaaay better and she was vanilla

Give poro king tough, he's the king hes supposed to be tough, it will make him slightly less snap removable

for bird lady, she just needs more variety cards I don't actually think she's bad maybe a little too strict on her level up

but her flip stats are nuts and her effect is nuts.

so maybe just level her with 5 swings instead of 6?

demanding that a champ go 6 wide to level is a tough pill to swallow

and while youre at it make poro king easier to level

nidalle levels easily but she just doesn't dooooo anything

I'm willing to acknowledge that Riot gutted their card game studio

so the smart people who crafted the initial bilgewater expansion are probably all gone by now

but I'm fairly certain if any of them were left

they would say

ummm guys can we not encourage people to spam 1 drops with a global deck wide buff

We want people to play gangplank he was just released and he's cool

we want our champs to be good

not random 1 drops

k thanks scrap that card

Like for god sakes poro king is a 5 mana 4/4 from Riot

a 5 mana 4/4 naked

no keywords

and all he does is make poro treats

that are more efficient to main deck

hahahahaahahaha

and they release that at the same time as a 4 mana deck wide buffer that also summons an additional buff body with keyword at the same time?

do you have any idea how good that is?

how do you even evaluate that fairly?

like okay so on average a 4 mana card represents a 10/10 buff across one game 20/20 if played twice?

then you get the immediate effect of additional stats and keywords on the next body

then theres a 7 mana card that eats all those buffs and goes from a 2/2 to a 32/32?

and poro king is a 5 mana 4/4?

balance!!!!!

So if we are all done being smart asses

can we acknowledge that 500 people think that siren song is busted

and that xolati is busted

can we acknowledge that the 500 people might know better than 1 Majin Bae?

can we acknowledge that?

can we do the human thing, the democratic thing, and understand that math is math

that trump wasn't voted president because you feel that way

he wasn't voted president because he didn't get the god damn votes

so yes siren song Xolati is objectively broken

as in the developers gone fucked up

and 500 people agree

so stop being a smart ass and start begging riot for a fix

yeah so that was a 9/8 by mana 8

that was literally on par for the curve

I know what youre trying to do and youre wrong

viego is not bigger than sirens song decks

and I'll let you open swing into my nexus all day long

cuz I still don't care about your point

because it's invalid

stop being an idiot an 8 mana 9/8 is not bigger than a 7 mana 32/32 it is not bigger than a 1 mana 10/10

if it was people would fucking play viego and they dont!

want to know why?

cuz he's bad!!!!!!!!!!!

like don't get me wrong I'm no stranger to bad

I'm stuck here trying to make Riot's 3 new champions work

but bad is bad sorry