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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    This will be busted I bet

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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    As long as you don't mech to it it's ok

    In reply to Micro Mummy
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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    LackeyLock incoming

    In reply to Dark Pharaoh Tekahn
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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    LackeyLock incoming

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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    Wish I could get this one

    In reply to Call of the Void
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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    The one we all want

    In reply to Golden Celebration
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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    The only pre-order one I don't have

    In reply to Molten Core
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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    The one I will never get lol

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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    This one is really nice. Might turn off random for a while

     

    In reply to Elise’s Journal
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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago
    Quote From drfelip
    Quote From SamHobbs494

    Bomb priest btw not warrior, vs Mech priest

    Bomb priest??? Is that a deck???

    Lol no it is most definitely not but the fact that I made it work (other than the RnG element) means that it could be

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    RnG fucks me again

    7 cards in deck, 6 are bombs. He will die if he doesn't draw the only card that isn't a bomb

    1st card, Bomb

    2nd card, Not a bomb

    Me :'''''''''(

     

    Bomb priest btw not warrior, vs Mech priest

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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    This brawl is bullshit

     

    Edit. It's actually so fucking bad I need to rant more about this shit. Fire the cunt who thought this was a good idea at 9:00 am tomorrow.

    0 - 7/10 currently. This is just painful now, I have had my opponent open with the perfect first 3 turns for 5 of those minimum and in my opening with the exact same deck, jank and 6+ cost shite. Every. Single. Time. 

    Fuck you. You RnG manipulating pieces of shit, just make a fucking fair brawl that isn't some circle jerk RnG fiesta for once, if that is not too goddamn hard for you fuck faces.

    Or tell us who's dick we need to suck to get the god hands and the perfect openers because I am sick of this shit. RnG should not be so consistently against you, that's not how it is supposed to work at all.

     

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    I have had this issue for years.

    Infinite slots or archive please asafp.

    In reply to Unlimited Deck Slots
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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    Finally managed to get to level 60 with every class. Whoop Whoop

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    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago
    Quote From kaladin

    i would give anything to not queue into a netdeck. 

    I would give anything for them to turn my RnG switch to good.

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    After playing really well throughout the whole run, collecting a good deck and treasures ect do you know what is really fun?

    Having an hour of my life wasted because one fucking [Hearthstone Card (Cabalist's Tomb) Not Found] gave him the exact 3 spells he needed to stop me doing the last 15 damage I needed.

    On top of his godlike draw RnG and his godlike hero power RnG does he really need the ability to turn a garenteed loss into a win as well, if so then fuck you cunty designers straight to hell, he's a fucking a computer he shouldn't ever care that much, this is normal I am talking about not even heroic.

    That said  can you tone the fucking RnG down on Archmage Kalec by about 1/4 minimum. Kind of proves that RnG is just a lie and you can make it better or worse for what you need or to "make it harder"

    Does an AI boss feel any emotion over winning or loosing? Obviously not, he doesn't even notice or care either way

    Do real life paying customers get fucked off because the content they paid for is literally rigged against them in every possible way? Obviously, you dumb fucking cunts now fucking sort this fucking shit out so I can actually you know get what I paid for.

    Like this is a serious fucking issue for me, I have tried with every class in the game multiple times, thousands of card and treasure combinations and strategies and they all get destroyed by "RnG" and if by some miracle (like 3/4 times for me) you get past Kalec then Khadgar is just plain broken. 

    I can't be the only one struggling this much to do this but at this point fuck it I just give up, what's the point? Nothing I do is good enough to beat perfect rolls on every single everything turn after fucking turn after fucking turn

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    That feeling when your rouge opponent top decks (on turn 5) a pogo, one turn after shuffling them in and then gets the transform lackey from an EVIL miscreant which then transforms the miscreant into a fucking shark totem thing for overall god level rng.

    Fuck you guy.

    Go get a better job or a lottery ticket or someshit but leave hearthstone alone with your god luck

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 10 months ago

    41:39 seconds

    next reward at 40:00

    Rag's god like RnG prevented this from happening and I thought I was way under.

    Damn it.

     

    Also can we get image upload from pc  sometime soon

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 10 months ago

    Lost 3 times to the first boss in Tavern Brawl with Priest 

    Super fun times bro

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    Scrambled Eggs 400 245 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 10 months ago

    The levels of RnG in Dalaran Hiest are really starting to fuck me off now Just let me have a fucking deck than can beat Vargoth onwards for fucks sake. 

    Don't even know how many times I have tried at this point but it is certainly no longer very fun. Considering people have done every fight in every wing with every hero and deck and I can't even do this one with any single class, on normal. Seriously fuck this shit

    1-9 brain-dead easy wins, 10-12 you don't get one single incy piece of good RnG or Heart of the cards or any of your treasures or anything, just get fucked over and over. 

    So balanced and progressive in difficulty.......

    Fuck you Blizz. Fuck you.

     

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