Here's all of Showdown in the Badlands card flavor text ahead of the expansion launch next week on November 14.

  • Reminder: Our Badlands Tavern Crawl is still ongoing, so go help vote on all the cards to give us data for the community compendium.

Showdown in the Badlands Death Knight Flavor Text

  • Reska, the Pit Boss - Overseer of the Bloodrock Mine, Reska will work you to the bone. They'll then reanimate your bones and work THOSE bones to the bone.
  • Maw and Paw - Home is where the disfigured, rotten heart is.
  • Harrowing Ox - Dead or alive, you're pulling that plow.
  • Corpse Farm - It ain't much, but it's dishonest work.
  • Skeleton Crew - They don't sweat, breathe or need lit candles... what more could you ask?
  • Crop Rotation - "Dave, you're never gunna believe this! The plants ARE the zombies!"
  • Pile of Bones - It's a very well-organized pile, I'll give you that.
  • Farm Hand - I know it's an Undead hand, but bending your pinky in that way can NOT be good for your joints.
  • Reap What You Sow - With a hat like that, I'd say their tailor did all of the sowing.
  • Fistful of Corpses - Technically, they're not Corpses YET.

Showdown in the Badlands Demon Hunter Flavor Text

  • Gunslinger Kurtrus - "I have given up (a single copy of) EVERYTHING! What have YOU sacrificed?"
  • Snake Eyes - Hey, put ALL of your hands on the table!
  • Blindeye Sharpshooter - "Bullseye? I think."
  • Bartend-O-Bot - Bartend-O-Bot! Make my Outcast card DO SOMETHING!
  • Fan the Hammer - I thought Kurtrus was more of a fan of glaives.
  • Load the Chamber - Wait! Before we duel, I gotta install these shaders.
  • Parched Desperado - I'm green And I'm about to die Da ba dee da ba di
  • Midnight Wolf - Three of these would make for an EPIC T-shirt.
  • Pocket Sand - I was only trying to get it in your eyes, man. YOU didn't need to open your mouth like that!
  • Oasis Outlaws - With their oasis polluted by the Bloodrock Mining Company, Snake Eyes has set aside her differences with the outlaws of the Badlands to put an end to Bloodrock's operation.

Showdown in the Badlands Druid Flavor Text

  • Fye, the Setting Sun - There is a dragon way down in Bloodrock They call the Setting Sun
  • Rheastrasza - Rheastrasza ascends above loyalty to just her dragonflight to serve all dragonkind. She believes all flights deserve a future and will give her life for the future dragon prince.
  • Dragon Golem - I have a Dragon, I have a Golem. UH! Dragon Golem!
  • Dragon Tales - "Once upon a time, there was a maaaagical toy shop, filled with wonder and Dragons!"
  • Desert Nestmatron - Not as sweet as the Dessert Nestmatron, but still just as refreshing!
  • Splish-Splash Whelp - Little Whelpy, you're the one You make Mana lots of fun
  • Cactus Construct - "I am not Malfurion! I am CACTUS LORD!"
  • Spinetail Drake - Mortal enemy of Cactus Cutter.
  • Take to the Skies - This is one step above reaching for the skies.
  • Rehydrate - Just doing our part as the Hearthstone development team in reminding you to drink more water!

Showdown in the Badlands Hunter Flavor Text

  • Spurfang - He's always smiling? Not by choice, but because it hurts to close his mouth.
  • Theldurin the Lost - He might be lost, but he knows where you can find these hands.
  • Starshooter - Shoot for the stars! And if you miss, just don't hit me.
  • Saddle Up! - And then they rode off into the sunset, not knowing they left their stove on.
  • Camouflage Mount - What mount? I don't see anything?
  • Bovine Skeleton - The secret cow level has been unearthed.
  • Ten Gallon Hat - It actually only holds three quarters of a gallon, but that doesn't sound as good.
  • Silver Serpent - Skilled at exploring hidden temples.
  • Messenger Buzzard - The bird brings the word (which happens to be bird).
  • Sneaky Snakes - You're a sneaky lil snake, aren'tcha?

Showdown in the Badlands Mage Flavor Text

  • Mes'Adune the Fractured - Cracking open an elemental with the boys.
  • Tae'thelan Bloodwatcher - He's a big fan of Control Death Knight live streams.
  • Reliquary Researcher - What good is a researcher if they're just gunna keep it all a secret?
  • Azerite Vein - When the ground trembles near it, are those earthquakes or heartbeats?
  • Blastmage Miner - "So anyways, I started blastminin'!"
  • Heat Wave - This is the hottest summer of your life so far.
  • Stargazing - See those dots up there? Those are called "stars." Except for that one. That's called an "airplane."
  • Sunset Volley - When the light is just right during Golden Hour, that is when you take out the selfie stick and start casting.
  • Overflow Surger - The drip on this elemental is straight fire!
  • Cryopreservation - Remember to take the elementals out of the freezer before Mom gets home!

Showdown in the Badlands Paladin Flavor Text

Showdown in the Badlands Priest Flavor Text

  • Elise, Badlands Savior - From the library to the field, she's proved herself to be a leading intellectual.
  • Pip the Potent - One time, I was trying to get Pip's attention to warn her that the dangerous outlaw Cheery Ollie, who also goes by just 'O', was headed her way. "Pip! Pip! Cheery O!", I shouted.
  • Posse Possession - Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your shadows at gunpoint.
  • Benevolent Banker - "Oh no, you've got me confused. I'm Ben, the evil ent banker. I only work with evil trees!"
  • Thirsty Drifter - Quick! Someone bring her a Manathirst card!
  • Swarm of Lightbugs - No, I asked for 'lightNING in a bottle'!
  • Invasive Shadeleaf - Don't throw shade, bottle it!
  • Tram Heist - How are they gunna steal the whole tram!?
  • Injured Hauler - With how many cacti are all over the Badlands, this job has to be some sort of sick joke.
  • Holy Springwater - Issa bah oh auh woh ah!

Showdown in the Badlands Rogue Flavor Text

  • Drilly the Kid - "I HATE that nickname. Call me Drilliam!"
  • Velarok Windblade - His deceptive manipulations have dug the Bloodrock Company into a hole they can't get out of.
  • Wishing Well - Wishing upon a star? Pssshhh, that's so childish. Anyways, let me throw all my Coins into this well.
  • Dart Throw - Did you know: Hitting the same target twice is only for skilled players. This has been a 'Dart Fact'!
  • Antique Flinger - One man's treasure is another man's statue to the face.
  • Shell Game - I thiiink? It's under all three of 'em!
  • Bounty Wrangler - With a smile like that and Coins in her hands, she's one greedy grinner.
  • Triple Sevens - If you count the 'seven' in the name, there's actually four total 7s, not three. Huge oversight from the designers.
  • Bloodrock Co. Shovel - The 'mpany' is silent.
  • Stick Up - Dude, Velarok, give me a minute to play my turn, the rope's burning!

Showdown in the Badlands Shaman Flavor Text

Showdown in the Badlands Warlock Flavor Text

  • Tram Conductor Gerry - His name is pronounced like 'gif'.
  • Pop'gar the Putrid - All around the arid badlands The Outlaws chased the Townsfolk Gerry had a train full of sludge POP! goes the sludge train
  • Trolley Problem - If only there were thousands of hypotheticals to prepare me for this moment!
  • Smokestack - Don't worry, it's green energy!
  • Mo'arg Drillfist - Also functions as the town dentist.
  • Sludge on Wheels - Cruisin' for an oozin'.
  • Fracking - For fhe person who jusf cannof decide whaf card fo puf info a deck!
  • Furnace Fuel - Remember Ultrasaur? This is him now. Feel old yet?
  • Waste Remover - Always follow the three Rs: REDUCE their world to ash, REUSE their bones as paperweights, and RECYCLE!
  • Disposal Assistant - A bright green liquid that people say is bad for you... That's either hazardous waste OR a new popular brand of soft drink.

Showdown in the Badlands Warrior Flavor Text

  • Boomboss Tho'grun - Ever since the Bloodrock Company hired this guy, business has been booming!
  • Slagmaw the Slumbering - You delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of the Badlands: Rush and Taunt.
  • Badlands Brawler - Watch out watch out watch out - R.K.O. outta nowhere!
  • Misfire - "Me should not have taken candle."
  • Blast Tortoise - Who's that minion? ... Iiiiit's Blast Tortoise! "Blast tortoise."
  • Blast Charge - Your Blast spells have +1 Attack.
  • Unlucky Powderman - Welp, guess I'll die... again.
  • Detonation Juggernaut - Did you really need a whole giant mecha-suit just for one bundle of dynamite?
  • Reinforced Plating - I am become death, destroyer of azerite.
  • Battlepickaxe - You can pick your battles, and you can pick your axes, but you can't uh? pick your friends' battlepickaxes?

Showdown in the Badlands Neutral Flavor Text

  • Reno, Lone Ranger - With an uncertain past and a questionable future, Reno was lucky to find his home on the range.
  • Thunderbringer - You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from electrocuting everything in the water.
  • Kingpin Pud - The good, the bad, and the ugly stats for the Cost.
  • Sheriff Barrelbrim - Is that Sheriff Barrelbrim, owner of the Badlands Barrelbuilding?
  • Flint Firearm - You'll never guess why they call him that.
  • Azerite Giant - Either that giant isn't really giant, or that doorway is HUGE!
  • Ogre-Gang Ace - 100% chance to not play by the rules.
  • Cattle Rustler - What once started as a small-time cat burglary gig has turned into a life of cattle rustling. What a shame.
  • Gattlesnake - He used to be an ordinary snake until he slithered through a saloon during a brawl and walked out looking like this.
  • Howdyfin - You know who to blame if your drinking water tastes a little fishy.
  • Burrow Buster - We almost went with the name "Giant Drill", but then it would've HAD to be an 8/8.
  • Azerite Chain Gang - How long can this go on? For 6 years at least!
  • Ogre-Gang Rider - Doesn't know his ride from his left.
  • Snake Oil Seller - This oil is absolutely essential to your gameplan.
  • Bounty Board - Reno's desire to be a face known around the Badlands might have backfired a little bit.
  • Sunspot Dragon - THIS is why you shouldn't look directly at the sun.
  • Dang-Blasted Elemental - We were told that "Dag-Nabbin' Dang-Blastin' Rootin'-Tootin' High-Falutin' Elemental" was too long.
  • Rowdy Partner - Rowdy, partner!
  • Horseshoe Slinger - Some people think this card is broken, but I think it's farrier than that.
  • Gaslight Gatekeeper - This girl is such a boss.
  • High Noon Duelist - "My ultimate is rea- ah, errr, I mean, I have enough Mana."
  • Eroded Sediment - A perfect minion for those feeling sedimental about their past.
  • Ogre-Gang Outlaw - Why don't they just buy another hat?
  • Linedance Partner - Where did you come from? (Linedance Partner's Battlecry) Where did you go? (Face)
  • Kobold Miner - A mining kobold that costs 2, has very low health, and gives you resources? what is this, Warcraft Rumble?
  • Bunny Stomper - Has a PhD in stomputational chemistry.
  • Cactus Rager - What doesn't kill ya makes you deader.
  • Saloon Brewmaster - Brewmaster Bru brought Barrelbrim bursting barrels of barely brewed barley brew. Barrelbrim bought Bru's barley brew, barring the barrels broken from the brazen brunch brawl.
  • Dryscale Deputy - He's here to tip the scales in our favor? and moisturize them too.
  • Gold Panner - "I don't know why everyone's got their overalls in a jumble with Azerite minin' when there's all this GOLD for the takin'!"
  • Whelp Wrangler - "Gosh darn it! How did these winged, airborne creatures manage to escape my knee-high, fenced enclosure AGAIN!?"
  • Greedy Partner - "Don't worry, we'll evenly split the bounty. Then I'll have two evenly sized piles of gold!"
  • Trapdoor Spider - I can respect that they're important for the ecosystem, as long as you keep them waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there.
  • Tram Mechanic - He looks at life through sludge-tinted glasses.
  • Miracle Salesman - "Hey! Hope you?re well. Have you ever wanted to be your own boss?"